Like Madonna, Guy Ritchie has also got back into the dating saddle. On a horse called Jemima Goldsmith. Jemima is famous for being a multi-multi million and for being the ex of Hugh Grant.

Others are saying that Guy Ritchie has a thing for rich hand-me-downs. We would never be that judgmental and besides, eventhough his movies are crap, surely the Madonna pay out would see him in chips and beer or is that beer and pies for a while.

Guy and Jemima were introduced by Uma Thurman’s fiancé, Arki Busson who is the ex of Elle McPherson. Keeping up so far? Excellent, there will be a test later.

Seconds: Guy Ritchie is having some is a post from: The Inquisitr

Madonna is touring and Brazil in the minute, and she has found her own personal Jesus in the rainforest. Well maybe not rainforest, she found him in Rio de Janeiro. Jesus Luz is a model who appeared with Madoona in a recent photo shoot for W Magazine.

The pair became so tight, so quickly she invited him to join her on the Sao Paolo leg of her Sticky and Sweet World Tour.

Page Six is reporting, “She was very interested in him. He’s there with her now.”

Another source was quoted as saying: “Everyone knows they are ficando – which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.”

Oh Lourdes, Madonna is having a fling with Jesus. So many puns. If Jesus looked like that Christian conversion would skyrocket.

Madonna: Goodbye Kabbalah, Hello Jesus is a post from: The Inquisitr