Lauren Conrad is such a diva, and I love that nobody even notices in New York besides the paparazzi. We are so jaded, and Page Six was happy to remind us about it in their “Get Over It” section. It turns out that when Lauren was called to desk to pick up her standby ticket in JFK, she totally freaked:

“LC pitched a fit, and was almost driven to tears because she thought people would start talking to her and bothering her. But no one even cared.”

The Hills is so over. Since Lauren’s trying to keep her boyfriend Kyle Howard off the show and stay out of the limelight, it’s just a matter of time before she escapes the drama herself and leaves it for Heidi and Spencer. Can’t say I blame her, although the attention has gone to her head!

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Will Lauren Conrad be exiting The Hills? It might be giving her a healthy paycheck, but she has also had so much personal drama on and off the show that she’s probably feeling woozy.

L.C. dished to extra on Tuesday, saying that “It’s coming to a point where I love this show so much, but I’m ready to kind of walk away. I’ve been doing it for five years now. Five years on TV is a really, really long time.” Of course she didn’t blame anyone in particular for her escape plans, but I think insidious Spidey treatment has finally gotten the best of her.

She alluded to other problems that The Hills– and all the media attention– has brought, saying that her friendships get tested through all the rumors:

“It makes it more difficult. It’s more difficult when not only everyone knows about your problems, but they make them worse because things escalate and things get twisted. It’s hard to have an actual friendship be torn apart in the media.”

I vote that L.C. keeps her day job and sucks it up. She’s a millionaire and famous. . . boo hoo.

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And by “workplace,” I mean “club.” I was so excited to see Lauren Conrad flanked by Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth last night while they were filming The Hills– that means they’ve made up. Right?! For all of you who have watched the show or have read about it here, you know that things are never that simple.

Poor Audrina Patridge was puzzled last weekend when rumors circulated about her Hills co-star L.C. hooking up with her ex Justin-Bobby. Lauren promptly denied it and blamed it on Spencer. As you do. He denied having anything to do with it, of course, but I figured the girls would bond over their hatred of the guy.

Even though the two are currently filming The Hills and seem pretty amicable on camera, Audrina came onto “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” to talk about problems with Lauren. Here’s the short and sweet version:

“Audrina explained that she’d tried to talk to Lauren about what really happened with Justin and that Lauren had hung up on her. She also took issue with the fact that rather than speak to her directly about whatever did or didn’t happen, Lauren had chosen to speak to the tabloids.”

So most of what you see on The Hills isn’t real, because these girls are fighting on the sidelines for sure. First Heidi, then Spencer, then Brody, then Doug, and now Audrina? L.C.’s running out of friends to fight with! I’m sorry, but I think that L.C. might be the problem here.

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I think Heidi’s getting bored of sitting around and taking pictures of herself and Spencer, so she’s back to making non-news about becoming friends with Lauren Conrad. *Sniff* She sounds lonely! Don’t you feel bad for her? Yeah, me neither.

Heidi is doing all of the talking, so we can assume that Lauren has no interest in making up. Heidi only mentioned that she’d like to, saying:

“Obviously I miss her, and she was my best friend for a really long time,” Montag said. “Hopefully one day we will be able to work through this and move on and patch some things up.”

Noooo! Who doesn’t think that Lauren should stay away? Show yourselves (and tell me why, please).

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Lauren Conrad is the object of a lot of flack: you know, for getting jobs that maybe she doesn’t deserve, for having a bad attitude, and being a predictable dresser. Ahem. I may or may not agree, but no girl deserves what happened last night. I’m starting to slip into the Lauren Conrad camp after all. What is with all of her friends?

Here goes: Lauren goes to Italy, Stephanie Pratt spills to Audrina that she might want to date Lauren’s ex Doug (mistake), and then Audrina tells all of Lauren’s friends before she gets home (mistake mistake). What was she thinking? Oh, wait.

But what gets me is that Audrina doesn’t just tell concerned parties. She tells everyone she knows, and then brings it up again for good measure. She tells her co-workers, she tells Lo, and she tells Justin-Bobby, but worst of all, she tells Heidi and Spencer. Inexcusable! I am glad that Audrina just moved out, because she was probably a week away from getting kicked out.

Magically, Lo’s back to being the good guy again.

Is it wrong that I feel bad for Lauren?

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Designer, reality TV star. . . author? Oh, the pain. I’m sure that there are going to be tons of youth-oriented novelists weeping themselves to sleep after they read that Lauren Conrad is going to be an author. Recent reports from Usmagazine.com claim that she’s signed a deal for not one, but three books through HarperCollins.

Guess what was even more painful than reading that news, though? The fact that her personal statement says that she loves to read– not write:

“I’ve always loved books that I could lose myself in, ones that would transport me to another place, but had characters I could relate to. I’m so excited to have this opportunity to write books like that for other readers.”

I thought that writers were supposed to be hardcore dedicated to their craft. My heart goes out to the ghostwriter responsible for developing a book that’s already developing “instant buzz” for this “blockbuster publication.”

I hope some of the buzz was skeptical.

Image: WireImage

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Usmagazine.com has dished that Lauren Conrad will be a guest on CW’s Privileged. Since she’s playing herself in the show, at least she wasn’t too taxed mastering her character when she filmed the guest spot yesterday! US continues:

“The 22-year-old will [...] attend a bash thrown by the show’s central characters, twins Rose (Lucy Kate Hale) and Sage (Ashley Newbrough), that gets out of control. The episode airs October 7.”

Lauren will also be guest-starring on ABC Family’s Greek, but for those looking forward to her upcoming roles, be warned: Conrad has admitted that “I’m not good at acting — I’m not going to pretend to be.”

Image: WireImage

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