“Bottom line, Justin and Lauren treating me like I wasn’t worthy of an explanation was almost worse than the rumor itself, and it only got worse the harder I tried to get a genuine answer. Instead, I got screamed at and they both got super defensive. Let me just remind everyone that this rumor didn’t appear out of thin air, they were both at the same place at the same time, but apparently what was said to have happened never actually did.”

Imagine how embarrassing this will be a couple of years down the road, when she’s wondering what went wrong. Justin Bobby = not a keeper. That being said, L.C.’s best friend Lo and known Audrina-hater is so happy right now. If it was her birthday, she definitely got her wish.

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Like I told you last week, I can’t admit how many times I watch The Hills, but it’s scary. And you know what? I think the tide is turning on the show’s villain of choice: Lauren “Lo” Bosworth is the New Spencer.

While Spencer Pratt is still going on and on about his “enemies” (How many seasons has it been already? Get a new word!) Lo’s got a new bag of tricks. Instead of the usual blah-blah, she’s got evil stares (see above), brand-new insults, and an exceptionally catty way of speaking. I predict that she’s going to surprise us before Audrina moves out for real.

Lauren Conrad needs to reevaluate her friend situation for real and dump half of her supposed support system. She shouldn’t bother telling Stephanie that she doesn’t trust her because Spencer magically appeared at the b-day bash. Instead, L.C. should concentrate on full-of-opinions Brody, her somewhat dull boyfriend, and nasty nasty Lo. Can’t she do better than this? We’ll see next week, when it looks like she might have a tiff with Doug and with Stephanie. I have a feeling that Lo will find a way to pop up somewhere and insult Audrina, too, the way things are going.

If you have no idea what I’m talking about, head to The Hills and watch the show.

Screen Capture via MTV.com

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Heading on 21+ hours later, I’ve still got The Hills on the brain. I’ll spare you the details of how many times I’ve streamed and dissected the episode and the live after-show (so you don’t make fun of me), but here’s what I’ve got stuck in my craw post-Hills:

1. Lauren “Lo” Bosworth’s asymmetrical bang-fringe is out of control. Her part is so far over it looks like half her head is shaved.

2. Heidi and Spencer need to break up. I know it’s not going to happen, but since when can your boyfriend/fiance insult your sister (Hair Extension Holly) and get away with it? Guts he’s got, good manners not so much.

3. Speaking of rudeness, how could Lo insult Audrina Patridge to her face and then look like the victim just because Audrina says something assertive (for once)? “We’ll never be friends”? OMG. Not everyone’s passive-aggressive all the time. And look! Lo’s still defending herself.

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4. Lauren Conrad is an awkward dater. Why else would she invite love interest Doug out to Audrina Patridge’s guaranteed-to-be-awkward party? Lauren’s life is drama-rife already; couldn’t she have spared him?

5. Heidi Montag’s fabulous quotes continue. Last season it was “Old Water Under the Bridge.” Now it’s “You are, like, Early Bird. We are Late Birds.” Less improv, please– I never thought that I’d call for scripted Heidi, but that’s what she needs.

6. Despite #5, I like Heidi Montag a lot more now. She’s still skipping out on work, but she did it for her sister’s arrival yesterday. I thought that she was too self-absorbed to care. But there she is, bonding with her sister and even inviting her to move in with her and flesh-beard (Spencer).

7. It’s not the end of Justin-Bobby, from the looks of Season 4 Episode 2+ trailer. I feel your pain.

8. I hope that Whitney Port doesn’t disappear in this season. Yes, she has a new boyfriend, but I hope this season isn’t Lauren and Whitney acting “busy” while standing up in what looks like a slightly uncomfortable work environment. More lunching, please!

No idea what I’m talking about? I recommend you watch the hot mess that was Season 4: Episode 1.

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