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Lance Armstrong Guilty Of ‘International Perjury, Fraud And Conspiracy’

Lance Armstrong Must Pay $10 Million

Lance Armstrong continues his losing streak. The former American professional road-racing cyclist won the Tour de France seven consecutive times between 1999 and 2005. However, in 2012, the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency submitted a 202-page report on Armstrong, placing him at the center of a doping program during his prime in cycling. The report included former… Read more »

Lance Armstrong Doping Saga Continues: Government Sues Him For Fraud

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For Lance Armstrong, owning up to enhancing his performance by various dubious or illegal means could, in retrospect, have been a mistake. The U.S. Justice Department has been given permission by a judge to proceed with a lawsuit against Armstrong alleging that his acceptance of sponsorship money from the U.S. Postal Service constituted fraud because… Read more »

Lance Armstrong Accused Of ‘Relentless’ Perjury

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The ongoing lawsuit between Lance Armstrong and SCA Promotions, the sports insurance company, heated up this week. First, Armstrong lost his appeal for temporary relief, which (if it had been successful) would have blocked the company from collecting $12 million in prize money that Lance Armstrong was paid for his 2002, 2003, and 2004 Tour… Read more »

OMG, Lance Armstrong + Cards Against Humanity = Hilarity

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Are you a fan of Cards Against Humanity? Because Lance Armstrong is, even when gameplay can get a bit awkward for him specifically. If you’re not familiar, Lance Armstrong — one-time Tour de France champion and cancer survivor — was playing (or at least handling a set of) the party game, Cards Against Humanity. Have… Read more »

Bill Clinton: Survey Says He Is #1 Answer For Most Forgivable Liar


Bill Clinton may be a liar, but he’s a forgivable liar. At least, that’s what a recent 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair poll suggests. According to Politico, the poll asked 1,018 adult Americans which of four Americans caught in notable, high-profile lies they would be willing to forgive. Bill Clinton led the way with 43 percent of… Read more »

Lance Armstrong Will Ride Again At Iowa Cycling Event

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Lance Armstrong will hop on his bike for an upcoming event in Iowa. The disgraced cyclist is expected to show up during the The Register’s Annual Great Bicycle Ride Across Iowa later this month. Although this is his fifth time at RAGBRAI, it will serve as the first public cycling event Armstrong has attended since… Read more »

Lance Armstrong Biography Is A Work Of Fiction, Says Australian Library

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An Australian library is moving all of its Lance Armstrong books into the fiction section now that the disgraced cyclists has admitted to lying about his use of PEDs throughout his career. The Australian reports that the Manly Library in Sydney has moved all non-fiction Lance Armstrong titles into the fiction section. A sign at… Read more »