Kim Kardashian must have been livid when she opened the latest issue of Us Weekly and found out that the magazine is touting her as the new spokesperson for Forever 21’s new “plus-sized” line of clothing for heavier women.

In the magazine, Us Weekly claims that Kim was a fan of the plus-sized duds!

Of course, Kim Kardashian retaliated on her official blog, saying:

“I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a “fuller-figured woman” of extra large proportions is a little offensive.

For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.”

You be the judge…

In celebrity news that somehow surprised even me, Kim Kardashian has taken to her blog to prove to us on video that she wears size 27-waist jeans. I guess a lot of people didn’t believe her, which is understandable (considering), but Kim isn’t doing herself any good by squeezing into jeans that are disproportionately Spandex-stuffed.

While Kim is off Internet-shouting that “JUST FOR YOU NON-BELIEVERS, I WILL POST A VIDEO BLOG OF ME SHOWING YOU GUYS MY SIZE 27 JEANS LATER TONIGHT!” the rest of the normal people are laughing at her need to prove “non-believers” wrong. As one of the sane commenters said on her site, “You must be really insecure to take all of this time to prove something like this. None of your fans actually care, why should you?”

Kim will be on Dancing with the Stars in plenty of revealing gowns, so she’s obviously not fat. We’re stepping back in time for the second time this week! Now we’re defining women by a number, thanks to Kim. I don’t want to think where we’re headed by Friday. . .