Militant conservative Ann Coulter isn’t one to mince words.

Author of a series of books with increasingly alarming titles accusing the left of everything from godlessness to treason, Coulter isn’t above using strong language to get her point across. So when the flaxen-haired GOP-atrix appeared on Joe Scarborough’s Morning Joe on MSNBC Tuesday, it wasn’t technically very surprising a large portion of her unvarnished opinion about some fellow Republicans was bleeped or muted- making the gist of her complaints unintelligible.

The audible portion of Coulter’s comments Tuesday morning went something like this:

“I’d rather have [?] McCain was consistent, he was [?] we have Romney and Gingrich [?], …what did I say? Douchebag?”

Which kinda reads like GOP Mad Libs! (Amusingly, the “douchebag” at the end wasn’t censored.) So later in the day, Coulter appeared on left-leaning Joy Behar’s show, and clarified her remarks about McCain, Romney and Gingrich. Coulter explained:

“I said ‘dickweed,’…They were talking about the lack of consistency, people complain about it with Romney…and I was just making the point, I don’t think consistency is the most important value. And you know, look at John McCain, he was consistently a dickweed.”

Lefty Behar and the conservative pundit then discussed whether Behar’s show had been cancelled due to a “vast right-wing conspiracy,” and Coulter admitted that she appreciated Behar’s show and would miss it when it departs from the airwaves. Coulter lamented that Behar’s show was one of the few of its kind where she could avoid news about Casey Anthony, who Coulter dubbed a “white trash bimbo.”

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Danny DeVito stopped in for an appearance on The View on Tuesday and he had an important message for newly married couples “Bang A Lot.”

Hosts Sherri Shepherd and Joy Behar were both married over the Summer and DeVito decided to grace them with his wisdom.

“The thing is, you’ve gotta f*** a lot. Bang a lot, do a lot, get a lot of banging going on … just do it … do it in the road, do it on the floor, do it in the bathroom,” he said.

He couldn’t end it there though, choosing to add, “There are other things you can do, too. You can do sex all different kinds of ways.”

As if that wasn’t enough to scar 99.99% of The View’s audience he then said:

“The up way, the down way, the front way, the back way, inside out way,” while warning “You’ve gotta use a lot of oil though.”

The moment I saw this clip the first image that came to mind was DeVito and wife of 30-years Rhea Perlman getting it on in the “inside out way” thankfully I’m not really sure what that actually means.

If nothing else I’m sure Danny DeVito managed to scar the women of The View for life.

Did Danny DeVito disturb you as much as his conversation should have? If not you are probably very familiar with the “inside out way.”

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As our own Michael Söze reported earlier today Sherri Shepherd wed Lamar Sally over the weekend and while the Chicago ceremony at the Fairmont Hotel was a private event, it’s being reported that some specific women who should have been there did not attend, those ladies are Shepherd’s The View co-hosts Whoopi Goldberg, Barbara Walters and Joy Behar.

According to one wedding insider:

 ”I assumed that they would be there as did all of the wedding party and guests, or they should have at least sent a video of congratulations as well as expressing why they regret they could not attend or to show they were at least there for Sal & Sherry in spirit.”

At least two of the shows hosts Whoopi and Barbara were only a few hours away in New York at the time of the wedding, leading to some speculation that they simple didn’t support their fellow co-host.

While the ladies of the view were not in attendance there were still plenty of celebrity pals supporting their nuptials including Elisabeth Hasslebeck and husband Tim Hasselbeck, Jay Tucker, Yvette Nicole Brown and comedian Kym Whitley among others.

According to the Sun Times:

The eatery [P.F. Changs] presented them with a special red velvet cake, the bride’s favorite. One of Sherri’s adoring fans happened to be celebrating her birthday at the eatery, and Sherri graciously took pictures and the fan told her how “skinny she looked.” Local music retailer George Daniels was among the many wedding guests and was seen dancing with Hasselbeck at the reception. (Were they steppin’?)

There’s always drama between ladies of The View but who knows, perhaps they simply couldn’t make it this time around.

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First, Joy Behar married Steve Janowitz, her long-time boyfriend of 29 years, in a private Manhattan ceremony on Thursday night.

Then, just two days later, Behar’s co-host Sherri Shepherd tied the knot at the Fairmont Hotel in Chicago, marrying TV writer, Lamar ‘Sal’ Sally.

In stark contrast to the Behar-Janowitz nuptials, Shepherd’s wedding featured eight bridesmaids including celebrity friends and co-workers Elisabeth Hasselback, Yvette Nicole Brown, Kym Whitley, and Niecy Nash.

When it came time to walk down the aisle, Shepherd was accompanied by her six-year-old son Jeffery, a move that had more than one meaning.

“I want Lamar to know that when my son walks me down the aisle, you’re not only getting me, but you’re getting this little boy,” Sherri explained to People magazine earlier this year. “He’s going to give me away because it’s symbolic that he’s giving me away for this man to protect me and protect him.”

Sherri and Lamar got engaged last December when he presented her with a three carat princess cut diamond, following their courtship of nearly a year.

For more details regarding the happy couple’s special day, the Style network captured the whole event with their cameras and will air the highlights as one-hour special, Wedding Fabulous: Sherri Shepherd Gets Married, on September 13.

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Feeling pressured to say “I do” in your relationship? If you start to think it will never happen, look at Joy Behar.

After 29 years of courtship, the host of ABC’s The View has married her very long-term boyfriend. Behar, 68, and the man she has referred to as her “spousal equivalent,” Steve Janowitz tied the knot in New York last night. The comedienne and talk show host actually first announced plans to marry Janowitz back in 2009, but later called off the impending nuptials due to “cold feet” after everyone got all up in her business about it.

Behar has been married before- she wed Joe Behar in the mid-sixties and they divorced in the early 80′s. Behar’s reps confirmed the wedding in a statement, and indicated that details will be shared when The View returns to the air:

“She was married in New York City last night in a private ceremony. She will discuss it on Sept. 6 on The View when the show returns for the 15th season.”

Behar isn’t the only View star tying the knot while the girls are on break from the daytime talk show. Could co-star Sherri Sheppard’s weekend wedding plans have influenced Behar’s decision to get hitched after so long? Sheppard has been tweeting up a storm about her upcoming big day, in contrast to her co-star’s reticence to speak on the matter. Just last night, Sheppard said on Twitter:

Just had the most amazing bachelorette party with Bridesmaids… much food, laughter & love in this room …can’t wait to open my gifts… Going to bed now… Sal is in his suite. My last day as a single woman. Thank you Jesus for being in the midst of all this. Gotta get sleep

Sheppard will be marrying Lamar Sally today.

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An argument about the “Ground Zero mosque” between the ladies of The View and Fox News pundit Bill O’Reilly culminated in a dramatic in-segment walk off by hosts Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg.

In the clip below, you can see Behar and Goldberg stalk away after O’Reilly repeatedly, incredulously asks if they’re suggesting that “Muslims didn’t kill us” on September 11th:

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Joy Behar, of the view has enraged the American home school community, by suggesting that many of the kids who are home schooled end up being “demented”. She also said that home schooling at the White House would like “little house on the prairie”.

The issue came up during a discussion about whether Obama’s girls should be educated at private or public schools. Skip to the 7 minute mark to miss the inane conversation and get to the comments made on home schooling.

Behar normally has quite progressive views, although she isn’t afraid to offend people and push the envelope. Her Wikipedia page says

Behar favors taxpayer-funded embryonic stem-cell research and also legalizing same-sex marriage, among other traditionally liberal positions. She has expressed her opposition to the war in Iraq and her dislike of Medicare’s coverage of Viagra prescriptions. Behar recently referred to the Bush administration as “liars and murderers”.[4] When Fox News show host Bill O’Reilly contentiously claimed on The View that it was a mistake for Rosie O’Donnell to come out as gay and predicted that both her career and Ellen DeGeneres’s would spiral downward because of it, Behar challenged this view. She replied that “someone has to take those risks [in order for there to be change in society].

Given that the outrage has been minimal, clearly saying homeschooled kids are demented is not as bad as saying that wearing a baby in a sling can hurt your back. Come on Motrin Moms, isn’t this offensive too?

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