Ok, maybe not, but those were the actors chosen to star in the trailer for the upcoming 84th Annual Academy Awards.

“We wanted to try something a little bit different this year instead of a traditional, clip-based piece,” says academy chief marketing officer Christina Kounelias in a statement. “The trailer has a fun twist that conveys how excited everyone is to have Billy back.”

In a video produced with Will Ferrell’s Funny or Die, former Transformers co-stars Duhamel and Fox are assigned on a quest to find the missing “host” (Billy Crystal).

Their hunt takes them to the far off corners of Mongolia where the elusive Oscars host pretends to be living in a cave.

The Oscars trailer also features William Fichtner, “Snatch” actor Vinnie Jones, who initially points the duo on their way to finding the missing Hollywood legend, a shaggy, bearded Robin Williams, and at the end of it, a frizzled, long-haired Crystal.

“You could have just texted,” Crystal quips to Fox and Duhamel after the pair finally find him.

The Academy Awards, hosted by Billy Crystal, will air on Sunday, February 26 on ABC.

Check out Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel in the 2012 Oscars trailer below and let us know what you think.

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Molly Sims is a model, an actress and a jewelry designer and now she can add wife to her list of titles. Sims and producer fiance Scott Stuber have tied the knot.

Sims and Stuber dated for a year and a half before announcing their engagement last May and according to PEOPLE the couple exchanged vows on Saturday during a small ceremony witnessed by friends and family in Napa Valley, California. Among those in attendance were Fergie and her husband Josh Duhamel.

Sims, 38, wore a dress by Marchesa and jewelery by Lorraine Schwartz while Stuber, best known for his producing roles on The Break-Up and Role Models wore a tux by Tom Ford.

Next on the radar for Sims is a Project Runway spin-off called Project Accessories which will air on Lifetime. Stuber for his part is also very busy with Battleship arriving next year, that movie stars pop singer Rihanna.

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32-year-old Zookeeper actress Rosario Dawson has been doing publicity for the film, and currently graces the cover of fitness magazine Shape in a stunning white bikini.

However, Dawson doesn’t credit an intense cardio workout and steamed fish for her stunning physique. She reveals a refreshingly healthy attitude about health and fitness, and says she believes self-deprivation is worse than gorging on treats:

‘Whether it craves fresh vegetables or foie gras nothing makes me feel better than having something I really enjoy… The stress you put yourself through for having a treat is probably a thousand times worse for you than the sugar you just had.’

It’s not all foie gras and lasagne though, says Dawson. The actress doesn’t even purport to love working out- she just admits it makes her feel better:

“Leslie Bibb, my co-star in Zookeeper, got me into it. After just a couple of weeks, I noticed a physical change, especially in my posture… Now I stand differently, I sit differently. I don’t love working out, but I can honestly say I miss Pilates and how it makes my body feel. And there’s nothing like it when those endorphins kick in.”

Up next, Dawson will appear in Fire With Fire with Josh Duhamel.

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The long-awaited wedding of Fergie and Josh Duhamel finally took place in Malibu California on Saturday, Jan 10.

The ceremony has been described as having a white fantasy theme and the exhanging of vows took place under magnolias, and the venue was filled with thousands of white roses, People magazine is reporting.

Fergie, 33, who is not usually famous for her class and sense of style, wore a Dolce & Gabbana gown Apparently it was a fitted, white ruched, corseted wedding gown with a mesh tulle overlay, spaghetti straps and a long train. The veil was also designed by Dolce & Gabbana.

Duhamel, 36, also wore Dolce & Gabbana, as did the 10 bridesmaids who were in black dresses and the matching groomsmen in black suits and white ties.

Fergie sings with her band the Black Eyed Peas, and Josh Duhamel is the star of the Las Vegas televison series. The pair met on the set of Las Vegas in 2004 when Fergies guest starred, and they got engaged in 2007.

People is also reporting that Fergie carried a bouquet of white flowers studded with crystals. The couple exchanged H.Stern rings, with each band engraved with special personal messages by the bride and groom. Her engagement ring had a round, 4-carat brilliant cut diamond set amid other diamonds, with colors ranging from white to cognac. A narrow colored diamond wedding band was designed to match. Duhamel’s ring was made of 18K white gold with a brush finish.

Guests included Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell, Mario Lopez, Stacy Keibler, Kid Rock, Slash, Kate Hudson he members of Black Eyed Peas including will.i.am, and Duhamel’s Las Vegas costars James Caan, Molly Sims and Vanessa Marcil.

No one will verify that they agreed to make the ultimate sacrifice in their wedding vows, that’s right they each offered to the other their last gram.

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Fergie’s news dropped just a day after she wrapped up filming in Europe for the film Nine, in which she plays a prostitute– kinda ironic. Daniel Day-Lewis stars in Nine as Guido Contini along with Penelope Cruz, Marion Cotillard, Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman, and Sophia Loren, and some of Fergie’s co-stars are rumored to be making an appearance at the sure-to-be-star-studded event.

I hope all the bloggers play nice and don’t call her butterface on her big day.

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