Jon Gosselin’s nanny Stephanie Santoro, 23, has spilled to the press about their not so steamy affair, and she didn’t pull any punches.

Santoro admits to tapping that exactly nine times, and claims sex with the dad of eight was pretty underwhelming. Gosselin has been lambasted by press for his frat-boy habits, partying with twenty-somethings and hitting the clubs clad head to toe in college kid favorite designer Ed Hardy. But it seems his skills with the ladies haven’t progressed far beyond that era either. Santoro described the awkward seduction to InTouch, allowing us all to share in the cringing:

Jon asked if she could give him a massage, and then he was like, ‘my turn.’ While we were sitting there, he said, ‘Well, I guess we can kiss just once.’”

Santoro says that night, Gosselin told her: “Whatever you do, don’t fall in love with me, because it’s going to be impossible for me not to fall in love with you.” The two then made their way to Jon’s hot tub, where Santoro says she “kept looking at the windows” because she was afraid “one of the kids was going to pop their heads out, but he told me to relax.”

Santoro reports the lukewarm sexcapades then continued in Jon’s “over the garage” apartment, adding that Jon made sure to text her a few times to ensure she didn’t “feel used.”

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And she’s seriously all class.

A curious ONTD poster went digging and turned up some gossip gold in finding Hailey Glassman’s Facebook account, her AIM screen name and some pics in the wild on tinypic. From the original post:

Her interests include working out, being a stylist, fashion, art, music and being an old looking whore. She’s actually 22 years old, since she was born on February 18th, 1987.

I know, right?

It also says she’s “In a Relationship” which she’s apparently been in since May 1st. This coincides with all reports of Jon secretly meeting with her at that diner and being out with her and her Mom. One friend responds to the declaration of the relationship, asking “is this one going to be on E! as well?”

All we know is that Jon is trying to give rich poor little Hailey her dream come true and land her a clothing line. She must truly be into Jon Gosselin, right? After all, it’s not like one of her facebook groups is “Not a fan of fat people” and no, Jon definitely isn’t a fat tub of lard. Other facebook group highlights include “Hi, I’m _____ and I’m sooooo f*cking addicted to Guitar Hero” and “FIGHTING TO LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!”

It really seems like Jon could try harder to find someone a little less skanky more responsible as he does have eight kids to raise, amirite? Unless this is just a fling, in which case being so public is probably a bad idea given he’s just started getting divorced. What a train wreck.

More pics, in case you missed them:

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While Kate presumably sits back home in the thriving metropolis of Middle of Nowhere, Pennsylvania, Jon Gosselin is hanging out on a yacht with designer of frat boy couture Christian Audigier. Jon was snapped walking around holding hands with his twenty-two (that is a rough 22, though) year old girlfriend and smoking cigarettes in the south of France. Douchebag.

People questioned Gosselin on Memorial Day when he was caught hanging out with Glassman in Manhattan and he said (of Hailey and her mom):

“The two women with whom I’ve been photographed are family friends. Lauren’s husband, Dr. Larry Glassman, performed Kate’s tummy tuck surgery, and since the surgery we’ve become friendly with the Glassmans.”

Hey, Gosselin- here’s a tip for you. When you’re in the midst of divorce proceedings that started less than a month ago, it’s not so bright to go parading your mistress around in the press. Also, whatever anyone thinks about Kate with her reverse mullet and shrill bossiness, it is utterly not cool to treat the mother of your kids that way.

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As reality TV fans speculate that the big announcement is “the Big D,” RadarOnline is reporting that Jon and Kate are indeed going to announce a divorce on Monday’s very special episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8.

According to the gossip blog’s source, the couple’s tentative July 15th separation date is quickly being moved up as the situation deteriorates. Who’d have thought having eight small children could wear on a marriage so?

Kate spent their tenth anniversary in North Carolina with the sextuplets, while Jon was spotted uptown in Manhattan today, sporting a diamond stud earring and smoking a cigarette. RadarOnline’s source indicates that Jon will file divorce papers next week and that Kate has been confirmed to be talking to divorce lawyers.

Jon has been accused of infidelity while some blame Kate’s incessant nagging for driving him into the arms of young co-eds. Us Weekly reported Jon’s alleged affair with a woman named Deanna Hummel, and Jon is also rumored to have been seeing the daughter of Kate’s plastic surgeon.

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Jon and Kate Gosselin from the TLC reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 may be heading for a divorce court due to a cheating scandal.

The scandal was sparked by a Us Weekly story earlier this week that claimed Jon was caught leaving a club at 2 am with another woman. According to other reports, in February several students at Juanita College rebuffed Jon’s advances even though he reportedly told them “he was getting divorced.”

There’s no official word from Kate yet, and Jon is denying an affair, saying only that he was at the club with “a friend” who just happened to be female. Yeah, because it’s normal for married men to party with other women at nightclubs into the early hours

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