Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon aren’t fading from the spotlight, ’cause their PEOPLE issue is hot.

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and the twins’ recent debut sold a reported 2.6 million copies, according to super-secret sources, which makes it the biggest seller in not just 2008, but in seven years. It’s actually the fourth highest seller in PEOPLE’s history (which spans 35 years) and also drew in a record number of online visitors to People.com: 6 million uniques in 24 hours, in comparison to their usual 8.8 million unique visitors per month.

The wallet-busting purchase was met with a raise in issue price to $4.49, and running time on newsstands of 3 weeks.

I hope the Jolie-Pitts hold off for a while longer so we can catch our breath.

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Wow– Roseanne Barr is totally going to give Rosie a run for her money in terms of lashing out at other celebrity figures. After Angelina Jolie’s noncommittal response on her voting preference, Roseanne took the opportunity to tell her and Brad off (and let them know why they should be voting for Barack Obama):

“jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin’).

Also miss jolie says she likes mccain too and hasn’t decided who to endorse….huh? Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened [...] ??????!!!!”

Isn’t Roseanne afraid of whom she might run into at the next celebrity bash? Even if the bed you make is ruby-strewn, you’ve still got to lie in it– and with a power couple like Brad and Angelina, you can bet I’d think twice about laying into them for what looks like No Apparent Reason.

I really doubt that they run in the same circles, anyway.

Image: WireImage

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