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		<title>[Video] Manny Pacquiao, Jimmy Kimmel Duet on &#8216;How Deep is Your Love?&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 12:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kim LaCapria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />Fighter Manny Pacquiao stopped by Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s show last night so the pair could duet on the Bee Gees hit &#8220;How Deep Is Your Love?&#8221; No really, video evidence below. [Video] Manny Pacquiao, Jimmy Kimmel Duet on &#8216;How Deep is Your Love?&#8217; is a post from: The Inquisitr<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/156739/video-manny-pacquiao-jimmy-kimmel-duet-on-how-deep-is-your-love/">[Video] Manny Pacquiao, Jimmy Kimmel Duet on &#8216;How Deep is Your Love?&#8217;</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>Fighter Manny Pacquiao stopped by Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s show last night so the pair could duet on the Bee Gees hit &#8220;How Deep Is Your Love?&#8221; No really, video evidence below.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/156739/video-manny-pacquiao-jimmy-kimmel-duet-on-how-deep-is-your-love/">[Video] Manny Pacquiao, Jimmy Kimmel Duet on &#8216;How Deep is Your Love?&#8217;</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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		<title>[Video] Jimmy Kimmel Prompts Parents to Tell Kids They Ate All the Halloween Candy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 16:22:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kim LaCapria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />Mean meanie talk show host Jimmy Kimmel prompted American parents to tell their kids that after the kids went to bed, they ate all the Halloween candy. Hilarity ensues. [Video] Jimmy Kimmel Prompts Parents to Tell Kids They Ate All the Halloween Candy is a post from: The Inquisitr<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/156462/video-jimmy-kimmel-prompts-parents-to-tell-kids-they-ate-all-the-halloween-candy/">[Video] Jimmy Kimmel Prompts Parents to Tell Kids They Ate All the Halloween Candy</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>Mean meanie talk show host Jimmy Kimmel prompted American parents to tell their kids that after the kids went to bed, they ate <em>all</em> the Halloween candy. Hilarity ensues.</p>
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		<title>Jimmy Kimmel Gives Tearful Tribute to His Uncle Frank [Video]</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 18:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Evon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Jimmy Kimmel shed a few tears while giving a tribute to his Uncle Frank. Frank Potenza, Kimmel&#8217;s real uncle, was a regular on the show. Potenza passed away on August 20th. Before Kimmel started to talk about his Uncle Frank, the TV host said: &#8220;Listen, I&#8217;m gonna try to [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/139605/jimmy-kimmel-gives-tearful-tribute-to-his-uncle-frank-video/">Jimmy Kimmel Gives Tearful Tribute to His Uncle Frank [Video]</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>Last night on <em>Jimmy Kimmel Live! </em>Jimmy Kimmel shed a few tears while giving a tribute to his Uncle Frank. Frank Potenza, Kimmel&#8217;s real uncle, was a regular on the show. Potenza passed away on August 20th.</p>
<p>Before Kimmel started to talk about his Uncle Frank, the TV host said:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Listen, I&#8217;m gonna try to do this without crying, but I&#8217;m probably gonna fail. But just turn away or something, because it&#8217;s embarrassing. It really is.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Here&#8217;s <a title="Jimmy Kimmel: replace terror alert level with YouTube vids" href="http://www.inquisitr.com/29525/jimmy-kimmel-replace-terror-alert-level-with-youtube-vids/">Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s</a> tribute to his Uncle Frank.</p>
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<p>Potenza has been a regular on Kimmel&#8217;s show since 2003. Last night was Kimmel&#8217;s first live show since Potenza&#8217;s death.</p>
<p>Kimmel said:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Uncle Frank loved being a part of this show. And I wanna say thanks to my coworkers who talked to him and visited him and picked him up 12 hours early for work. He loved you. And thanks to all of you who came to the show and watched, for indulging me and letting me put my crazy uncle on television.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Potenza was a veteran of the Korean war and spent over 20 years on the New York police force. Although, as mentioned in the video above, he only made 6 arrests during his time with the NYPD.</p>
<p>The <a title="new york daily news" href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2011/09/07/2011-09-07_jimmy_kimmel_gives_tearful_tribute_to_late_uncle_frank_on_jimmy_kimmel_live.html?r=entertainment#tyntHFL">New York Daily News</a> reports that Potenza died at the age of 77 on August 20th. Kimmel said that the cause of death could have been from any of several cancers which Potenza suffered from.</p>
<p>What did you think of Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s monologue?</p>
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		<title>Olivia Wilde Says Jonas Brothers Put a &#8220;Sex Hex&#8221; on Her House</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 15:52:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kim LaCapria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />Of all the evil, terrifying and life-ending horrors that could befall a new homeowner or renter, the curse of sexlessness is probably pretty high up there. According to Olivia Wilde, however, a no-boning hex has been placed upon her home. By the Jonas Brothers, no less! The sexy 27-year-old geek queen spoke to Jimmy Kimmel [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/130397/olivia-wilde-says-jonas-brothers-put-a-sex-hex-on-her-house/">Olivia Wilde Says Jonas Brothers Put a &#8220;Sex Hex&#8221; on Her House</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>Of all the evil, terrifying and life-ending horrors that could befall a new homeowner or renter, the curse of sexlessness is probably pretty high up there.</p>
<p>According to Olivia Wilde, however, a no-boning hex has been placed upon her home. By the Jonas Brothers, no less! The sexy 27-year-old geek queen spoke to Jimmy Kimmel about the Jonas-induced dry spell she blames on the home she now inhabits- which was once the stomping grounds of Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas.</p>
<p>The no-sex hex, claims Wilde, is squarely the fault of the purity ring wearing trio. She told Jimmy Kimmel:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;We blame the Jonas Brothers for the lack of action in our house … it&#8217;s the &#8216;No sex hex&#8217;, Jimmy! Can&#8217;t do anything about it.&#8217;&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Wilde says the boys left behind a set of life-size cardboard Jonas cutouts, and they&#8217;re the only men in her bedroom of late:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Sometimes I wake up, and my roommate has placed one standing over me.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Dick move, Olivia Wilde&#8217;s roommate. Check out the clip below, in which Wilde complains about being cockblocked (sorry- boxlocked!) by the Brothers Jonas:</p>
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		<title>Jimmy Kimmel: replace terror alert level with YouTube vids</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:33:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kim LaCapria</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />On his show last night, Jimmy Kimmel made a case for replacing the old and busted terror alert system with new criteria based on viral videos. Because while we may not remember the color hierarchy, we all know how severely horrifying vagina-nipping dogs are. Jimmy Kimmel: replace terror alert level with YouTube vids is a [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/29525/jimmy-kimmel-replace-terror-alert-level-with-youtube-vids/">Jimmy Kimmel: replace terror alert level with YouTube vids</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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On his show last night, Jimmy Kimmel made a case for replacing the old and busted terror alert system with new criteria based on viral videos.</p>
<p>Because while we may not remember the color hierarchy, we all know how <em>severely horrifying </em>vagina-nipping dogs are.</p>
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		<title>Jimmy Kimmel is insane, and that&#8217;s why we love him</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 06:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duncan Riley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />The announcement of the fall television lineups for the US television networks also goes hand in hand with a process called &#8220;upfronts,&#8221; where the networks pitch their shows to advertisers. Usually these events involve stars rattling off numbers about how great their show is, and how much better it will be next year, or as [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/24392/jimmy-kimmel-is-insane-and-thats-why-we-love-him/">Jimmy Kimmel is insane, and that&#8217;s why we love him</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>The announcement of the fall television lineups for the US television networks also goes hand in hand with a process called &#8220;upfronts,&#8221; where the networks pitch their shows to advertisers.</p>
<p>Usually these events involve stars rattling off numbers about how great their show is, and how much better it will be next year, or as Gawker <a href="http://gawker.com/5262256/jimmy-kimmel-destroys-abc-at-abc-upfronts">so nicely puts it</a>: &#8220;one enormous act of autofellatio, an endless stream of workers sucking the c***s of the companies they work for in order to hold on to their jobs and continue to cash ridiculously large paychecks.&#8221;</p>
<p>But this year was different. ABC Late Night Talk Show host Jimmy Kimmel decided to channel Jerry McGuire and tell it like is:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s get real here. Let&#8217;s get Dr. Phil-real here. These new fall shows? We&#8217;re going to cancel about 90 percent of them. Maybe more.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Every year we lie to you and every year you come back for more. You don&#8217;t need an upfront. You need therapy. We completely lie to you, and then you pass those lies onto your clients.&#8221;</p>
<p>If ABC is so confident in its new fall shows, he asked, why is it announcing them at the same time it announces the midseason shows that will replace those fall shows? “This show ‘Shark Tank’ has the word tank right in the title,” he said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Next year on ‘Grey&#8217;s Anatomy,&#8217; your product could kill Dr. Izzie. It just depends on how much you want to pay.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I think all our shows are going to work this year. I really do. I don&#8217;t, really.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;The important thing to remember is: who cares, it&#8217;s not your money.&#8221;</p>
<p>Kimmel also took a shot at NBC and Jay Leno, whom ABC once courted to possibly replace him when his contract with NBC expired, saying that they&#8217;re &#8220;giving Jay&#8217;s viewers exactly what they want. An early-bird special.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>As the <a href="http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/05/19/jimmy-kimmel-demolishes-abcs-upfronts/?hp">NY Times notes</a>, the chances of Kimmel&#8217;s show lasting much longer are very slim indeed. He&#8217;s insane, and that&#8217;s why we love him.</p>
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		<title>Octomom gives birth (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duncan Riley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />With rumors that Octomom is shopping her birth video for a cool $1 million, Jimmy Kimmel broadcast this exclusive leaked footage Octomom gives birth (video) is a post from: The Inquisitr<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/19515/octomom-gives-birth-video/">Octomom gives birth (video)</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>With rumors that Octomom is shopping her birth video for a cool $1 million, Jimmy Kimmel broadcast this exclusive leaked footage <img src='http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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