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Tim Tebow to Host SNL? What Would Jesus Do?

Tim Tebow to Host SNL? What Would Jesus Do?

Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow was featured last week in a "Saturday Night Live" skit, which can be seen here. Now, rumors are circulating that the show is thinking about asking the cherubic 24 year old quarterback ... continue
Jesus Tells Tim Tebow To Start Praying to Matt Prater [Video]

Jesus Tells Tim Tebow To Start Praying to Matt Prater [Video]

Tim Tebow's string of last minute comebacks has left many people baffled. How can someone go three quarters with only a few complete passes but still manage to take win after win? It turns out the answer ... continue
The Most Offensive Billboard Juxtaposition Ever

The Most Offensive Billboard Juxtaposition Ever

Okay, someone, somewhere HAD to notice this before it occurred, and it's really bordering on slander. continue
Jesus Receipt Stuns Walmart Shoppers

Jesus Receipt Stuns Walmart Shoppers

What could be more symbolic of American worship of capitalism than Jesus appearing on a Walmart receipt? Apparently tired of appearing on toast, Cheetos and random trees, our Lord and Savior has chosen to grace a humble Walmart ... continue
Ascension Day Tomorrow… For Those Who Missed The Rapture

Ascension Day Tomorrow… For Those Who Missed The Rapture

Or most notably, everybody. Still bummed you didn't get sucked bodily into heaven on May 21st, leaving behind all your friends, possibly sinful loved ones and that super-high APR credit card bill? Well, you know who did get ... continue
Oprah Says Goodbye: Credits God with Show’s Success

Oprah Says Goodbye: Credits God with Show’s Success

Oprah Winfrey ended her final show by saying, "I won’t say goodbye, I’ll just say until we meet again. To God be the glory.” She then walked through the audience and off the set of her show and like ... continue
Jesus said he loved me…

Jesus said he loved me…

Bad touch, church sign. Bad touch! [reddit] continue
Does Your Man Smell Like Old Christ?

Does Your Man Smell Like Old Christ?

Ok, so Old Spice spoofs aren't exactly thin on the ground, but we couldn't resist a pisstake that combined Old Spice and a man who is on a cross. continue
For the God bothering techie in your life

For the God bothering techie in your life

Might up your chances praying to recover a file. [Very Demotivational] continue
Honk if you love Jesus

Honk if you love Jesus

...somehow works better as a sign at a church than as a Facebook group. continue
Why, Jesus? Why?

Why, Jesus? Why?

All I can say is that He works in mysterious ways. [Lamebook] continue
[VIDEO] Sorry, God: A Super Mario Jesus flipbook

[VIDEO] Sorry, God: A Super Mario Jesus flipbook

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Hit "play" below to watch the Son of God kick the entire Mushroom Kingdom's ass before delicately punting the Princess. P.S: Really am dreadfully sorry, God. Please spare soul. KTHX. [YouTube, ... continue
Turn and face Jesus…seriously, he’s next to you

Turn and face Jesus…seriously, he’s next to you

I bet the guy with the sign didn't expect to see Jesus appear next to him when he got up in the morning. continue
Jesus spotted in door at IKEA

Jesus spotted in door at IKEA

The wood on the door of the gentlemen's toilets in IKEA's Braehead outlet, near Glasgow clearly shows a Gandalf Jesus visage resembling the Turin Shroud. According to The Sun a witness said: It takes you by surprise. It is ... continue
Jesus makes surprise appearance in an MRI

Jesus makes surprise appearance in an MRI

A Philadelphia woman is claiming that Jesus had made a special appearance on his world tour of weird places by deciding to drop in and say hi on an MRI image. Rhonda Hodge had a set of MRI ... continue
Man finds Jesus in burnt burger grease

Man finds Jesus in burnt burger grease

21 year old Oliver Bellerby was shocked to find the face of Jesus in a baking tray after making himself a burger for lunch recently. Bellerby, from Harrogate, Yorkshire, in the U.K. threw a burger in the pan ... continue
Virgin Mary spotted in bird poop

Virgin Mary spotted in bird poop

Virgin Mary spotting has dropped to new lows with a Texas family claiming that the mother of Jesus has made an appearance in bird poop attached to their pickup truck. The image of the Virgin Mary appeared after ... continue
The Ultimate Spoiler

The Ultimate Spoiler

I think this spoiler probably goes without saying, but just in case you hadn't heard. continue
Oh my…God in my Salami!

Oh my…God in my Salami!

We've seen all sorts of strange religious related appearances before, but this one surely sizzles. A South Florida woman frying salami was shocked to find that God had left his mark, in the form of his name. Nancy ... continue
Florida Governor on Jesus plates: don’t like it, don’t buy it

Florida Governor on Jesus plates: don’t like it, don’t buy it

The separation of church and state in Florida is under heavy fire, with the State set to issue Jesus Christ number plates. The proposed license plates depict in one version Jesus on the cross in front of a ... continue
Hand of God Rock Wall for sale on eBay

Hand of God Rock Wall for sale on eBay

We've seen Jesus toast, Virgin Mary Crackers, and even the odd satan related item in the past, but for a change we have something new: the Hand of God Rock Wall. Paul Grayhek from Northern Idaho claims the ... continue
Easter may be over, but you can still down a Jesus Beer

Easter may be over, but you can still down a Jesus Beer

A hard earned first calls for a big cold beer, and the best cold beer comes from Christ: Jesus Beer. Jesus Beer has a website, although we suspect it's just a rather clever spoof, despite a merchandise store ... continue