The 28-year-old actress is in negotiations to appear in ‘Little Fockers’, the third film in the popular ‘Meet the Parents’ franchise.

Producers want the ‘Love Guru’ star to play a sexy pharmaceutical rep whose looks send the movie’s male characters crazy.

If she lands the role, Jessica will star alongside Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman, Owen Wilson and Barbra Streisand.

The new film will see Stiller’s hapless character Gaylord Focker and his wife welcoming a child, or possibly twins, into the world.

The storyline is close to Jessica’s heart – she gave birth to Honor Marie, her first daughter with husband Cash Warren, 15 months ago.

She said, “Life moves so fast as a new mom. Sometimes I wish time would slow down.

“Every milestone is memorable, from the numerous wardrobe changes in her first five months due to her explosive diarrhea, to the first time she said, ‘Mama.’”

Paul Weitz is directing the new film, which will start shooting in the next few months.

It is currently set for a 2010 release date.

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Jessica Alba has been forced to publicly apologize after it was disclosed that she vandalized billboards in Oklahoma City.

Alba plastered sticky posters over walls and a United Way billboard as part of an effort to raise awareness for the save the Great White Shark campaign.

“I got involved in something I should have had no part of” Alba said in her apology. “I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident.”

The apology may make little difference to Oklahoma Police, who are currently considering charging Alba on multiple vandalism-related charges.

(via PopCrunch)

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Here’s what Jessica had to say:

Before I get to the video, I want to clear some things up that have been bothering me lately. I find it depressing that in the midst of perhaps the most salient time in our country’s history, individuals are taking it upon themselves to encourage negativity and stupidity. Last week, Mr. Bill O’Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral country. I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor and that gossip sites are inundated with intelligent reporting, but seriously people…it’s so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland. Check out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_during_World_War_II if you want to see what I was referring to. I appreciate the name calling and the accurate reporting. Keep it up!!

Now on to more important things…like our new President.

Ummm… do you think that this helps Jessica redeem herself? Personally, I’d suggest just not calling someone an “a-hole” on camera.

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Jessica Alba was pictured in this abomination of an outfit at My Bloody Valentine 3D a horror thriller at the Mann’s Chinese Six Theater in Hollywood.

Pajamas or pant suit, the only thing we know for sure is that they are polka dot and they are apparently a Dolce & Gabanna creation.

We bet this was the last outfit in her wardrobe that the gorgeous Honor Marie didn’t spit up on. That better be your excuse Jessica Alba cause that is one ugly outfit.

The movie her and husband Cash were out to support, is a remake of the 1981 Canadian slasher film of the same name. It opens on January 16.

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If Jessica Alba’s Campari calendar shots had caused some alarm (six months after having a kid and looking this good?!), we’ve now got proof that she’s not that perfect. While it’s completely normal to be touched up, it’s nice to see what was done on Miss Gorgeous Gams: the Photoshoppers performed some serious tweaks in the arm-lengthening department, prevented her crotch from devouring every inch of her shorts, and gave her an awesome background/color upgrade. 

Her toned legs looked better in the before shots, though.

[via ONTD]

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Jessica Alba might have had Honor Marie six months ago, but she’s looking better better than ever (much to the horror of new moms everywhere). Shot in Malibu, her new Club Campari 2009 calendar is definitely giving past posers like Salma Hayek and Eva Mendes a run for their money.

While you’re looking at these, remember a few things: trainer, chef, nanny, and personal assistant. Oh, and one of the best Photoshoppers in the biz. The color scheme might be on the not-so-hot side, but that’s not  what we’re supposed to be looking at, anyway.

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Nonetheless, the results are somewhat interesting. The first category marks overall searches across all subject areas. And the winners are:

1. Britney Spears
2. WWE
3. Barack Obama
4. Miley Cyrus
5. RuneScape
6. Jessica Alba
7. Naruto
8. Lindsay Lohan
9. Angelina Jolie
10. American Idol

Britney, it’s worth noting, held the same #1 spot in ‘07. In fact, Yahoo says she’s been the most popular search term for seven out of the past eight years (albeit for drastically different reasons now than at the beginning).

Here are some of the other measurements for specific categories, as measured by Yahoo:

Top 10 Economic Searches

1. IRS Stimulus Checks
2. Oil Prices
3. Gold Prices
4. Gas Prices
5. Dow Jones
6. Sallie Mae
7. Stock Market
8. AIG
9. Foreclosures
10. Debt Consolidation

Top 10 Politician Searches

1. Barack Obama
2. Sarah Palin
3. John McCain
4. Hillary Clinton
5. George Bush
6. Ron Paul
7. John Edwards
8. Mike Huckabee
9. Arnold Schwarzenegger
10. Mitt Romney

Top 10 News Stories

1. Hurricanes
2. Caylee and Casey Anthony
3. Election 2008
4. Pakistan
5. Pregnant Man
6. China
7. Iraq
8. Shelley Malil
9. Patrick Swayze
10. Afghanistan

Top 10 Olympian Searches

1. Michael Phelps
2. Leryn Franco
3. Serena Williams
4. Kobe Bryant
5. Shawn Johnson
6. Jennie Finch
7. Misty May Treanor
8. Ronaldinho
9. Alicia Sacramone
10. Nastia Liukin

Top 10 Rising Celebrity Searches

1. Miley Cyrus
2. Vanessa Anne Hudgens
3. Chris Brown
4. Jonas Brothers
5. Rihanna
6. Taylor Swift
7. Jamie Lynn Spears
8. Hayden Panettiere
9. Zac Efron
10. Selena Gomez

Top 10 Searched Influential Women

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Sarah Palin
3. Oprah
4. Hillary Clinton
5. Gina Carano
6. Tina Fey
7. Michelle Obama
8. Katie Couric
9. Barbara Walters
10. Dara Torres

Top 10 Send-Offs

1. Heath Ledger
2. Bernie Mac
3. Paul Newman
4. Randy Pausch
5. George Carlin
6. Estelle Getty
7. Tim Russert
8. Brad Renfro
9. Isaac Hayes
10. Boyd Coddington

Ask.com has also released a list of its top search terms for the year. Our favorite category there is the “Top Question Searches,” which features such gems as:

“Why is the sky blue?”

“What is the meaning of life?”

And, the best of all — coming in at #1 on the list:

“How do I get pregnant?”

As they say, if you have to ask…

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Conducted by Cookie, the lifestyle magazine for moms, and AOL Health, the Sex and the American Dad survey polled a nationwide group of more than 60,000 fathers with at least one child.

“Rather than focusing on the fact that a third of men cheat, I think we need to take an honest look at some of the nuances of this study – the 2/3 of the men polled who say they usually initiate sex and the 42% who say their wives reject their advances more than once a week – as indicators of the state of sex in America. While there is no excuse for infidelity, sexual health is a two-way street,” says Pilar Guzman, editor-in-chief of Cookie.

Here are some more key findings of the poll:

• More than half (54 percent) said they have thought about cheating. However, 69 percent said that even if their wife didn’t find out, the infidelity wouldn’t be worth it; 76 percent of dads responded that they have not considered seeking the services of a professional for sex.

• Seventy percent of men said they imagine sex with other women. Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie and Beyonce are the leading ladies of many dads’ sexual fantasies.

• Almost all of the men surveyed (79 percent) say they want more action in the bedroom. Seventeen percent of dads revealed that they made love once a week and 34 percent said they do it more often than that; but 25 percent say they have sex fewer than 12 times a year.

• Sixty-two percent of the dads surveyed said they are usually the ones to initiate sex, and 40 percent said their wives reject their advances more than once a week.

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Eva Longoria shot out at pregnancy rumors recently in OK!, saying “I’m not pregnant. I’m just fat. I gained 5lb over the summer so instead of a size zero, I’m a size one.”

Wow. Bringing numbers into that one doesn’t prove much of a point, considering a good deal of women will be cringing when they see sizes “0″ and “1″ anywhere near the word “fat.”

Don’t worry. She’s barely over 5 feet tall, so her size 1 is our size 8 (or something like that). Repeat after me: it’s all relative.

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You’d think after all that time interviewing, celebrities would have their guards up and have mouths like steel traps when it came to rambling. . . but no. Cash Warren made one of the *silliest* comments ever during his OK! Exclusive with wife Jessica Alba. Can we just blame it on being a new dad and all? ‘Cause this is just embarassing if you don’t blame a lack of sleep:

“She looks like a girl version of me,” Cash says. “She has my nose, my eyebrows and my…”

“Forehead and dimples,” Jessica finishes, adding, “She has my mouth when I was a baby. And my ears.”

“Maybe Honor is a mixture,” Cash reconsiders.

OK! totally pulled that “reconsiders” bit for icing on the cake. Did he actually have to rethink that? *Smacks forehead.*

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I suppose now that Jessica is super pregnant, she doesn’t care much about the dress anyway. That makes me a little bit sad, but she’s had a life of dressing up and perhaps even enjoys stepping out of the limelight. And who knows? Maybe she is that no-nonsense girl that she always makes herself out to be. . . and the one we always scoff at for reminding us about it!

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