Just Jared found some juicy Australian tabloid gossip that’s on the scary side. . . mostly because I hate John Mayer. It was bad enough that he got back with Jennifer Aniston (she can do so much better), but what if the rumors are true and Jennifer’s actually pregnant? Was it planned? My head is reeling:

“The pair made their first outings as a reunited couple last week, enjoying a romantic weekend in New York and a concert in Boston. But while friends are scratching their heads about what made Jen take the playboy musician back, the smile the actress has been wearing says it all — she’s pregnant and loving it!”

Is Jennifer bitter or desperate? No way. Possibly crazy? We’ll see. I’m waiting to see a confirmation from a more reliable source– perhaps the Enquirer?

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If I ignore the conflicting reports (flaunting her single self vs. being engaged), I can concentrate on the ridiculousness that is this OK! mag report. They’ve made Jennifer Aniston out to be a heroine of the dating world, when what she was really doing was shopping and sightseeing:

“Indeed, Jen spent the next few days showing just how happy she was to be single, wearing flattering outfits and going shopping. She also spent time soaking in some culture, walking the halls of the Metropolitan Museum of Art on, where she spent over an hour admiring one exhibit.”

There’s a grain of truth to the lightweight sensationalism, even if it does describe Jen as “‘openly encouraging the attention, smiling, showing off her body, and creating photo ops’”: I’d be happy to be single after my ex gave everyone blow-by-blow account of the breakup. Maybe Jennifer’s not flaunting her singleness as much as rejoicing the fact that she’s escaped from such a cad. Now that I can believe.

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John Mayer’s just continuing to cement my theory of how scumbag-ish he really is. I don’t even have to try anymore– especially not with sources like The Mirror digging up the good dirt on how his split with Jennifer Aniston came about:

“A friend told [Mirror]: ‘She is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in. After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, ‘I can’t take it any more,’ and hung up. Then he texted, ‘That’s it – the end.’”

Not only is John Mayer really polite, but he’s obviously a perfect gentleman, too. I can so imagine this happening.

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