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		<title>The Jedi A-Holes Or Why Not Everyone Can Become A Jedi</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 07:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis Bjørn Petersen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />This video is just pure entertainment. I&#8217;m glad there is some kind of natural selection in real life. To think if these two morons were Force sensitive&#8230; The Jedi A-Holes Or Why Not Everyone Can Become A Jedi is a post from: The Inquisitr<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/72570/the-jedi-a-holes-or-why-not-everyone-can-become-a-jedi-dbp/">The Jedi A-Holes Or Why Not Everyone Can Become A Jedi</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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		<title>Jedi tossed out of supermarket for wearing hood</title>
		<link>http://www.inquisitr.com/38132/jedi-tossed-out-of-supermarket-dbp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 07:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis Bjørn Petersen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />Daniel Jones aka Master Morda Hehol, who created the International Church of Jediism (UK Church of the Jedi) with his brother Barney Jones (Master Jonba Hehol), claims he was victimised over his beliefs by staff at the local Tesco in Bangor, North Wales. The church requires believers to cover their heads in public places. But [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/38132/jedi-tossed-out-of-supermarket-dbp/">Jedi tossed out of supermarket for wearing hood</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>Daniel Jones aka Master Morda Hehol, who created the International Church of Jediism (UK Church of the Jedi) with his brother Barney Jones (Master Jonba Hehol), claims he was victimised over his beliefs by staff at the local Tesco in Bangor, North Wales.</p>
<p>The church requires believers to cover their heads in public places. But the supermarket staff ejected him from the store over security fears, beause he refused to remove his hood.</p>
<p>Morda Hehol told the Sun:</p>
<blockquote><p>I told them    it was a requirement of my religion but they just sniggered and ordered me    to leave.    I walked past a Muslim lady in a veil. Surely the same rules should apply to    everyone. It was discrimination. I was really upset. Nobody should    be treated like that.   I&#8217;ll advise worshippers to boycott Tesco if it happens again. They will feel the Force.</p></blockquote>
<p>The jedi <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">holocron</span> handbook clearly states that &#8220;Jedis must wear a hood up in any public place of a large audience.&#8221;</p>
<p>A Tesco spokeswoman said:</p>
<blockquote><p>Jedi are very welcome to shop in our stores although we would ask them to remove their hoods. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all went hoodless without going to the Dark Side. If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they’ll miss lots of    special offers.</p></blockquote>
<p>The UK Church of Jedi was established in 2008. Jediism is practised 500,000 people around the world.</p>
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		<title>Amaze friends with Jedi-like brainwave power</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:15:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steven Hodson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />Want to be the really cool geek on the block with incredible Jedi-like mental powers? Well now you can thanks to Uncle Milton Industries’ new toy called The Force Trainer that is hitting the market this month. The game uses a wireless headset which reads your brainwave activity and then converts it in actual physical [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/28041/amaze-friends-with-jedi-like-brainwave-power/">Amaze friends with Jedi-like brainwave power</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>Want to be the really cool geek on the block with incredible Jedi-like mental powers?</p>
<p>Well now you can thanks to Uncle Milton Industries’ new toy called The Force Trainer that is hitting the market this month. The game uses a wireless headset which reads your brainwave activity and then converts it in actual physical action. Apparently if you focus well enough you can make the ping-pong looking ball, or as the company calls it – the training sphere, rise in the tower.</p>
<blockquote><p>&quot;When you concentrate, it activates the training remote,&quot; says Frank Adler of toymaker Uncle Milton Industries, which is creating the Trainer. &quot;There is a flow of air that will move the (ball). You can actually feel like you are in a zone.&quot;</p>
<p><i>Star Wars</i> sound effects and audio clips emitted from the base unit &quot;cue you in to progress to the next level (from Padawan to Jedi) or when to move the sphere up or down to keep challenging yourself,&quot; Adler says.</p>
<p>Source: USA Today :: <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/lifestyle/2009-01-06-force-trainer-toy_N.htm">Toy trains &#8216;Star Wars&#8217; fans to use The Force</a></p>
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<p>Here’s a video demonstration courtesy of the New York Post</p>
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		<title>Can a Jedi lightsaber cut through Superman?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duncan Riley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />Can a Jedi lightsaber cut through Superman? The answer is surprisingly no. Yahoo Answers is the service that continues to give. Full discussion on the question here. Can a Jedi lightsaber cut through Superman? is a post from: The Inquisitr<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/14479/can-a-jedi-lightsaber-cut-through-superman/">Can a Jedi lightsaber cut through Superman?</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>Can a Jedi lightsaber cut through Superman? The answer is surprisingly no. Yahoo Answers is the service that continues to give. Full discussion on the question here. </p>
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