Jack Black is reported to be ill with a mystery “vomiting virus” that has kept him bedridden for over a week.

“Just last weekend, I thought I was knocking on death’s door” Black told Starpulse. “I have never had this thing before where it has to go out of you in all directions. I’m not going into the grisly details, but it was explosive. Simultaneous explosions. I was wondering whether it was the sushi I ate or whether I caught it from someone and the doctor said it was the latter.”

Black was also concerned he might be contagious, and would pass the bug on to his two kids. “It’s harder when you’ve got two babies, because you’re exploding, then you’re washing your hands ‘cos you don’t want to get them sick either. It’s a constant battle to stay clean.”

The cause of Black’s illness is yet to be determined.

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FunnyorDie is back with a classic new take on Proposition 8 with Proposition 8 The Musical.

Featuring in the video is Jack Black as Jesus, Neil Patrick Harris, Allison Janney, Rashida Jones, John C. Reilly, Magaret Cho, Sarah Chalke, Maya Rudolph and more.

The crux of the video is to highlight the issues in the Bible between condemning what is wrong and right, with Black noting that its a sin to eat shellfish, and that the bible also says it’s ok to stone your wife.

Religious types probably wont like it, but production values are strong, and Neil Patrick Harris has a fine singing voice.

Prop 8 The Musical video as follows:

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