Japanese earthquake brings out a stupid ‘supermoon’ theory

It never fails, a catastrophe happens and the brain-dead loopy as wet noodles contingent comes out from the woodwork. There is a theory going around that the 8.9 earthquake that hit Japan on March 11, 2011 is the result ... continue

‘Kill Obama’ levels everywhere in LittleBigPlanet 2

Destructoid has an eye-opening post focusing on the "scary amount" of user-created levels in LittleBigPlanet 2 based on assassinating Barack Obama. The PlayStation 3 title and its predecessor have taken user-generated content to a whole new level, ... continue

Palin asks ‘Muslims’ to ‘refudiate’ Ground Zero mosque, compares self to Shakespeare

Sarah Palin is back in the news for her anti-book-learnin' stance, this time for moronically tweeting a word she thought existed, deleting the tweet, and then pretending like she meant to do it all along. Palin was mouthing ... continue

FoxNation punked by Climate Change parody story

Although it isn't yet April 1st, FoxNation managed to get themselves punked by a (very old) satirical post about the deliciously ironic death of a "global warming activist" in Antarctica. Instead of posting a mea culpa, Fox scrubbed ... continue

Awesome: Man seeks disguised weapons, hilarity ensues

When psychopath "Jeff" posted on online ad for concealed weapons for reasons probably best kept to himself, he didn't bargain for the ingenuity of "Mike". Jeff is a hard man to impress, however: [Dontevenreply.com, via Geekologie] continue

Horses: not as dumb as you think

Everyone knows that you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth, but we often neglect the maxim that you shouldn't clap like an idiot right behind it. [Break.com] continue

Spencer to Heidi: if you get knocked up you can GTFO

How romantic... Reality TV douchenozzle Spencer Pratt told press that if wife Heidi gets pregnant, it's all over. The 26-year-old star feels that he's too immature to reproduce, and even seemed to address his missus' veiled threat to ... continue

Glenn Beck’s argument is invalid because he can’t spell

I have a question, now... what happened to the C? continue

DDR for PC gamer smashes his monitor

Is it not readily apparent that Dance Dance Revolution won't transfer well to the PC platform? Apparently not to this insufferable douchebag. Laboring under the delusion that anyone on God's green Earth is interested in watching him play ... continue

Video: Idiot dives into shallow end of the pool

With predictable results... His lack of shrieking makes me think they might have been broken before, but still... ouch. (NSFW language.) How Not to Jump Into a Pool - Watch more Funny Videos continue

Really dumb guy attempts DIY circumcision with nail clippers

A young British man was rushed to the hospital Tuesday morning in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, after being stupid enough to try to circumcise his own dangle with a pair of nail clippers. Regarding the so-close-yet-so-far to a Darwin Award act, ... continue

Dumbass tattoos

I like tattoos as long as they are done properly and don’t make you look like some idiot in the process. I’ve seen many that are some pretty incredible works of art and while ... continue