Donald Trump has been throwing shapes all over the place about running for president in 2012, and he certainly knows to whom he needs to market himself.

Trump has made a big deal in press appearances lately regarding the questions he has for Barack Obama about the veracity of his birth certificate. Although Obama’s citizenship has been proven via a birth certificate released in 2008 that looks exactly like mine- and I am as American as deep fried Apple Pie Zingers served off the muzzle of a red white and blue gun- the president’s many critics demand to see something called a “long form” birth certificate. (Which I can only imagine is the same information but with a full-color photograph of the future president crowning against the backdrop of an American flag.)

Seriously, this is about the worst argument about someone’s presidential chops since Teddy Roosevelt spared the baby bear from being hunted. But people like Trump press onward, and he had it out with Obama supporter Whoopi Goldberg on today’s episode of the view. Trump claimed and demanded:

“I want him to show his birth certificate… There is something on that birth certificate that he doesn’t like.”

Goldberg fired back:

“It’s the biggest pile of dog mess I’ve heard in ages… It’s not because he’s black, is it? I’ve never heard of any white president who had to show his birth certificate. That’s BS!”

At the very least, people like Trump need to disabuse themselves of the idea that any measure of proof would suffice, and accept that no matter what Barack Obama says or proves, they’ll never “accept” him as president- like if the “long form” document showed up, they’d be all, “dude, my bad! Carry on, and excellent job!”

Watch the entire clip below:

Whoopi Goldberg, Donald Trump square off on Obama birth certificate controversy is a post from: The Inquisitr

Oh, man, it was a riot. Like, literally.

The footage below isn’t actually all from Black Friday, this year, or even the United States. (That hasn’t stopped the anti-American comments in the YouTube fracas.) But it’s something to comfort yourself with as you rest your mouse hand and gear up for all the Cyber Monday deals forthcoming.

[Video] Bummed out because you didn’t get the 3AM doorbusters? is a post from: The Inquisitr

Twilight tattoos are not news- Stephenie Meyer cited them in her critique of certain lines in the movie.

However, the sheer volume of horrible tattoos being inked in homage to this literary abortion and the Diet Coke of vampires is astounding. Edward Cullen, as a character, squicks Robert Pattinson out:

“When you read the book,” says Pattinson, looking appropriately pallid and interesting even without makeup, “it’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.’ I mean, every line is like that. He’s the most ridiculous person who’s so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn’t do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he’s a 108-year-old virgin so he’s obviously got some issues there.”

Although not as much as the author of Twilight herself does:

“When I read it … I was convinced that Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and … it was like it was a book that wasn’t supposed to be published, like reading her — her sort of sexual fantasy about some — especially when she says that it was based on a dream, and it’s like, “Oh, then I had a dream about this really sexy guy” and she just writes this book about it, and there’s some things about Edward that are just so specific that … I was just convinced that this woman is mad, she’s completely mad, and she’s in love with her own fictional creation. And I sometimes … feel uncomfortable reading this thing, and I think a lot of people feel the same way, that it’s kind of voyeuristic … It creates this sick pleasure in a lot of ways.”

And yet Twitards fangirls who haven’t yet seen True Blood are lining up to get huge, ugly ass tattoos all over their back acne. Via Geekologie, a collection compiled over at ONTD.

Well that’s… passive-aggressive.

Because the lettering itself wasn’t ugly enough.

Stupid. On your forearm. Until you die.

Maybe this chick just doesn’t like doggy style.

Ha ha! That totally looks like Corey Feldman!

Lamesauce: Twilight tattoo gallery of fail is a post from: The Inquisitr