Heidi Montag finally trotted off to register to vote after being criticized for being a hypocrite. . . yep, she was urging everyone to vote without actually registering herself, but she’s finally taken care of that problem! (Yay?) She registered in L.A. yesterday, and I guess there was something pretty hot about the whole thing, [...]

Heidi turned another semi about-face when she found yet another way to get US Weekly to talk about her. (Okay, they were quoting USA Today, but it stills counts.) She’s going to be a Christian music star now, y’all!
The “non-denominational Baptist” told USA Today that “I have been the most religious person since I was [...]

Insert Jazz Hands Here: Heidi’s new single is called “Fashion,” and despite attempts to make it sound better with lots of fancy studio effects and the magic of foreign language, it’s still torturous. As if French could make Heidi seem classy– nice try! Enjoy:
I’m too fab-u-lous / I’m so fierce that it’s so nuts / [...]

Forget Angelina Jolie. I am so freaked out by reports that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have bought $10,000 worth of guns to protect themselves, I’m actually beside myself.
A “friend” of the two revealed that “They wanted the exact guns that the U.S. Delta Force uses” and that “Spencer wants to be prepared for anything,” [...]

(And we love it.) Seriously, how easy is it to make fun of somebody like that, especially because his self-esteem is so high and you’d love to take him down a notch or two? The gem of the interview:
Letterman: “What are you doing in your life?”
Pratt: “Working with a 12 year old musician who [...]

It’s pretty ironic that Heidi Montag whipped out her “I Want More Privacy” t-shirt (for the second time in a row, I might add) after she made it perfectly clear that she makes her dough right off of her public, anyway. WTF, Heidi?
If she’s wearing this tee just for more attention, then she’s a lot [...]

Would you do something ridiculous for 3 million dollars? I would: ruin my fashion sense, make me say stupid things, even make me sing if I’ll be getting a payout like that. I suppose that puts me in the same boat as Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of The Hills, who have more or less [...]

Ooooh, Spencer Pratt is a sly one. His advice column is really taking off now that he’s attacking issues close to heart, like being a “star f*cker.” In Spencer’s case, it’s a “reality show, two-bit, minor league f*cker,” but he’s certainly prepared to handle questions of this nature. The deal:
The Question: I met this guy [...]

Heidi Montag, of Hills glory, tried to ensure a summer of horribly corny photoshoots by strapping on a fake belly. Unfortunately for her, one very close and reliable member of her entourage has outed her plan before she could even get it in motion:
“This summer, Heidi plans to wear loose clothes and even strap on [...]

I will be so jealous of you if you have no idea who Heidi Montag is, because I truly wish that she had never come into my life. Just like Katie Holmes, we’re looking at yet another oddly brainwashed girl from whom we can’t escape. It’s too bad that The Hills has been picked up [...]