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		<title>Guy Ritchie and Jacqui Ainsley Welcome a Baby Boy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 20:58:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Evon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />Director Guy Ritchie and his model girlfriend, Jacqui Ainsley, have just had a baby boy. Ritchie&#8217;s son doesn&#8217;t have a name yet, at least publicly, but a spokesman said that the baby was happy and healthy at a hospital in London. Jacqui went into a labor a few days early and gave birth to her new [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/139304/guy-ritchie-and-jacqui-ainsley-have-a-baby-boy/">Guy Ritchie and Jacqui Ainsley Welcome a Baby Boy</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>Director Guy Ritchie and his model girlfriend, Jacqui Ainsley, have just had a baby boy. Ritchie&#8217;s son doesn&#8217;t have a name yet, at least publicly, but a spokesman said that the baby was happy and healthy at a hospital in London.</p>
<p>Jacqui went into a labor a few days early and gave birth to her new boy via an emergency cesarean section at London&#8217;s Portland Hospital. Despite the surgery, Ainsley and the child are fine.</p>
<p>Ritchie&#8217;s Rep said:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Mother and baby are doing well.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p><a title="people" href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20525907,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">People reports</a> that Ritchie and Ainsley have been dating since 2010.</p>
<p>Ritchie reportedly called his ex-wife, Madonna, to deliver the news shortly after the delivery. Madonna, who also has a son with Ritchie, sent her congratulations to the couple and a big bouquet of flowers to the new mother.</p>
<p>Guy and Madonna had a <a title="Madge to Guy: “You’re Going Down”" href="http://www.inquisitr.com/6900/madge-to-guy-youre-going-down/">messy divorce </a>but they both seem to be warming back up to each other.</p>
<p>Madonna thanked Ritchie, and another former husband, Sean Penn, last week at the Venice Film Festival.</p>
<p>Madonna said:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I was and am attracted to very creative people. That&#8217;s why I married Sean Penn and Guy Ritchie, two very talented directors, and they both encouraged me as a director and as a creative person to do what I did. They were both very supportive.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>According to <a title="access hollywood" href="http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/guy-ritchie-and-girlfriend-welcome-son_article_53050">Access Hollywood</a>, Madonna and her son, 11-year-old Rocco, are scheduled to fly out to London in the next few weeks to meet Ritchie&#8217;s new son.</p>
<p>Marriage hasn&#8217;t worked out for the director of &#8220;Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels&#8221; in the past, but will Guy Ritchie and Jacqui Ainsley tie the knot now that they have a kid?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/139304/guy-ritchie-and-jacqui-ainsley-have-a-baby-boy/">Guy Ritchie and Jacqui Ainsley Welcome a Baby Boy</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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		<title>Sherlock Holmes as an action star?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steven Hodson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />I grew up reading Sir Arthur Conan Doyle&#8217;s Sherlock Holmes and still have fond memories of seeing t he sun come up as I turned the last few pages of many of the classic tales. There has been many a movie and television rendition of Sherlock Holmes through the years but none of them &#8211; [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/43605/sherlock-holmes-as-an-action-star/">Sherlock Holmes as an action star?</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>I grew up reading Sir Arthur Conan Doyle&#8217;s Sherlock Holmes and still have fond memories of seeing t he sun come up as I turned the last few pages of many of the classic tales. There has been many a movie and television rendition of Sherlock Holmes through the years but none of them &#8211; that I remember &#8211; ever depicted my childhood hero as an action star.</p>
<p>That could very well change with the upcoming release of of Guy Ritchie&#8217;s re-imaging of the character. While we won&#8217;t be seeing the movie until Christmas Day <a href="http://www.firstshowing.net/2009/10/20/new-full-length-tv-trailer-for-guy-ritchies-sherlock-holmes/">FirstShowing.net has the freshly minted two minute long television trailer up</a>. Thanks to the wonders of embedding and their kindness in sharing here is your first good look at what might be in store for us and I gotta tell you I am now really looking forward to this movie.</p>
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		<title>Seconds: Guy Ritchie is having some</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duncan Riley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />Like Madonna, Guy Ritchie has also got back into the dating saddle. On a horse called Jemima Goldsmith. Jemima is famous for being a multi-multi million and for being the ex of Hugh Grant. Others are saying that Guy Ritchie has a thing for rich hand-me-downs. We would never be that judgmental and besides, eventhough [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/12959/seconds-guy-ritchie-is-having-some/">Seconds: Guy Ritchie is having some</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>Like <a href="www.inquisitr.com/12823/madonna-goodbye-kabbalah-hello-jesus">Madonna</a>, Guy Ritchie has also got back into the dating saddle.  On a horse called Jemima Goldsmith.  Jemima is famous for being a multi-multi million and for being the ex of Hugh Grant.</p>
<p>Others are saying that Guy Ritchie has a thing for rich hand-me-downs.  We would never be that judgmental and besides, eventhough his movies are crap, surely the Madonna pay out would see him in chips and beer or is that beer and pies for a while.</p>
<p>Guy and Jemima were introduced by Uma Thurman&#8217;s fiancé, Arki Busson who is the ex of Elle McPherson.  Keeping up so far?  Excellent, there will be a test later.</p>
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		<title>Madonna and Guy&#8217;s Divorce Settlement Statement &#8220;Inaccurate&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 20:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duncan Riley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />Madonna and Guy Ritchie&#8217;s reported divorce settlement of $76 mill has been called &#8220;inaccurate&#8221; in a joint release. The two submitted a statement to the press, claiming: &#8220;We have tried to maintain a dignified silence regarding the details of our divorce for the last few months whilst accepting the obvious media interest. A misleading and inaccurate [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/12331/madonna-and-guys-divorce-settlement-statement-inaccurate/">Madonna and Guy&#8217;s Divorce Settlement Statement &#8220;Inaccurate&#8221;</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12332" title="guy_ritchie_madonna_divorce_innacurate" src="http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/guy_ritchie_madonna_divorce_innacurate.jpg" alt="Madonna Guy Ritchie Divorce Settlement Inaccurate" width="413" height="287" />Madonna and Guy Ritchie&#8217;s reported <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/12117/madonna-and-guy-settle-divorce-one-of-the-largest-payouts-ever/" target="_blank">divorce settlement of $76 mill</a> has been called &#8220;inaccurate&#8221; in a joint release. The two submitted a statement to the press, claiming:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;We have tried to maintain a dignified silence regarding the details of our divorce for the last few months whilst accepting the obvious media interest. A misleading and inaccurate statement, specifically in relation to the sums of money involved, was wrongly issued&#8230;this week.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b73740_madonna_guy_mega_divorce_settlement.html" target="_blank">E!</a><a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b73740_madonna_guy_mega_divorce_settlement.html" target="_blank"> says</a> this new release is an attempt to &#8220;play down the exorbitant figures&#8221; of their settlement. Some think that Madonna was <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3812501/Madonna-in-climbdown-over-claim-of-60m-divorce-payment-to-Guy-Ritchie.html" target="_blank">secretly getting back at Guy</a>, and that Ritchie hit back at reported figures that were &#8221;<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3812501/Madonna-in-climbdown-over-claim-of-60m-divorce-payment-to-Guy-Ritchie.html" target="_blank">far too high</a>.&#8221; </p>
<p>The joint statement officially states &#8220;The financial details of the settlement will remain private, save to say that both of us are happy with our agreement.&#8221;</p>
<p>And on to the custody battle! Of course, they&#8217;ll be &#8220;happy&#8221; with whatever is decided&#8211; publicly, that is.</p>
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		<title>Madonna and Guy Settle Divorce: One of the &#8220;Largest Payouts Ever&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duncan Riley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />Madonna and Guy Ritchie have settled their divorce in what has been called &#8220;one of the largest payouts ever in a divorce settlement&#8221; by representative Liz Rosenberg. The payout, which is estimated to total &#8220;at least&#8221; 50 million pounds (76 million USD), dwarfs even that of Heather Mills&#8217; settlement with Paul McCartney. The two had [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/12117/madonna-and-guy-settle-divorce-one-of-the-largest-payouts-ever/">Madonna and Guy Settle Divorce: One of the &#8220;Largest Payouts Ever&#8221;</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>Madonna and Guy Ritchie have settled their divorce in what has been called &#8220;one of the largest payouts ever in a divorce settlement&#8221; by representative Liz Rosenberg. The payout, which is estimated to total &#8220;at least&#8221; 50 million pounds (76 million USD), dwarfs even that of Heather Mills&#8217; settlement with Paul McCartney.</p>
<p>The two had an estimated joint worth of a staggering $525 million (Guy has a respectable fortune of his own totaling $35 million). Custody details for their children have yet to be released, but at least Guy&#8217;s got their London pub, The Punchbowl, and their country house in the bag right now!</p>
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		<title>Madonna: Malawi says No! and then blames her for divorce!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:36:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duncan Riley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />Madonna&#8217;s nasty and expensive divorce form Guy Ritchie is going to cost her more than millions. The Malawi Child Services Director has said that Madonna&#8217;s divorce will mean she will not be able to adopt Mercy James, the orphan she has had her eye on since 2006. Madoona has already one infamously adopted child from [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/7626/madonna-malawi-says-no-and-then-blames-her-for-divorce/">Madonna: Malawi says No! and then blames her for divorce!</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_7636" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 229px"><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/madonna-in-malawi.jpg"><img src="http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/madonna-in-malawi-219x300.jpg" alt="Madoona with David Banda in Malawi" width="219" height="300" class="size-medium wp-image-7636" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Madoona with David Banda in Malawi</p></div>Madonna&#8217;s <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/6507/madonna-and-ritchie-quickie-divorce-womens-mags-devastated/">nasty</a> and expensive <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/5307/madge-will-divorce-guy-anyone-surprised/">divorce</a> form Guy Ritchie is going to cost her more than millions.  The Malawi Child Services Director has said that Madonna&#8217;s divorce will mean she will not be able to adopt Mercy James, the orphan she has had her eye on since 2006.</p>
<p>Madoona has already one infamously adopted child from Malawi, David Banda.</p>
<blockquote><p>Malawian official Penston Kilembe says the split with Guy, 40, means the adoption cannot be approved.<br />
‘One fundamental condition in scrutinising adoptions is the connectedness of a family,’ he says.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/280172/madonna-barred-from-adopting-mercy-james/1/">Via Now</a></p>
<p>The Child Services Director then goes on to suggest that Madonna could be responsible for the divorce?  On Guy Ritchie&#8217;s payroll perhaps?</p>
<blockquote><p>‘We can’t approve a child to go into a broken family because the divorce could be the result of the behaviour of the party trying to adopt. Madonna should forget this one.’</p></blockquote>
<p>We at the Inquisitr agree, every child should have access to a pie and sauce; its a fundamental human right.</p>
<p>So the innocent victim in all of this wrangling is Mercy James.  Where are Madonna&#8217;s pals when you need them?  We are looking at you Gwyneth Paltrow.  Your brood is not very multicultural.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/7626/madonna-malawi-says-no-and-then-blames-her-for-divorce/">Madonna: Malawi says No! and then blames her for divorce!</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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		<title>Madge to Guy: &#8220;You&#8217;re Going Down&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duncan Riley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />Madonna has gone totally high school! The Mirror ran a hilarious exclusive that describe Madonna&#8217;s text fights with Guy Ritchie&#8211; &#8220;dozens&#8221; of super-vindictive message, which The Mirror called &#8220;weird.&#8221; While he was working on his Sherlock Holmes film (and soulfully strumming his guitar?), Guy supposedly received a text that read &#8220;You&#8217;re going down,&#8221; which he [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/6900/madge-to-guy-youre-going-down/">Madge to Guy: &#8220;You&#8217;re Going Down&#8221;</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>Madonna has gone totally high school! <em>The Mirror</em> ran a hilarious exclusive that describe Madonna&#8217;s text fights with Guy Ritchie&#8211; &#8220;dozens&#8221; of super-vindictive message, which <em>The Mirror</em> called &#8220;weird.&#8221; While he was working on his Sherlock Holmes film (and <a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Guy_Ritchie_plays_lonely_hearts_song&amp;in_article_id=376557&amp;in_page_id=7" target="_blank">soulfully strumming his guitar</a>?), Guy supposedly received a text that read &#8220;You&#8217;re going down,&#8221; which he then showed to all of the film crew.</p>
<p>I guess he&#8217;s used to it by now, although it&#8217;s said that he admitted that &#8220;[...] It’s not funny. Imagine what it was like living with her.&#8221; A source commented on Madge&#8217;s behavior, saying “She loves to wind Guy up and this is just another example of her oddball humour. He doesn’t take these things too seriously. If he did, it would drive him mad.”</p>
<p><a href="http://dlisted.com/node/28868">Oh wait</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/6900/madge-to-guy-youre-going-down/">Madge to Guy: &#8220;You&#8217;re Going Down&#8221;</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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		<title>Madonna&#8217;s &#8220;Codes of Conduct&#8221; Made Guy Fly the Coop</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duncan Riley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />If this is true, then I don&#8217;t blame Guy Ritchie for getting as far away from Madge as possible: according to The Sun, Madonna used a &#8220;marriage contract&#8221; to &#8220;control him.&#8221; It sounds weird, but it gets weirder: &#8220;The document detailed how many dates the couple should go on and how often they should have [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/6761/madonnas-codes-of-conduct-made-guy-fly-the-coop/">Madonna&#8217;s &#8220;Codes of Conduct&#8221; Made Guy Fly the Coop</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>If this is true, then I don&#8217;t blame Guy Ritchie for getting as far away from Madge as possible: according to <em>The Sun</em>, Madonna used a &#8220;marriage contract&#8221; to &#8220;control him.&#8221; It sounds weird, <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1867998.ece" target="_blank">but it gets weirder</a>:</p>
<p><em>&#8220;The document detailed how many dates the couple should go on and how often they should have sex. </em></p>
<p><em>It stated that Guy had to &#8216;work to enrich his wife’s emotional and spiritual wellbeing&#8217; and ordered him to devote several hours a week to reading Kabbalah texts with Madge. It even had instructions on what words Guy should use during rows &#8216;to resolve conflicts in a constructive way.&#8217;&#8221;</em></p>
<p>It&#8217;s a joke, though, right? It sounds like something that would never be enforced (because it&#8217;s entirely too ridiculous), but one source even told <em>The Sun</em> that when Guy would deviate from said guidelines, Madonna would simply say “Contract, Guy, contract.”</p>
<p>Guy is probably the happiest guy ever right now. He&#8217;s learning to play the guitar and live without The Rules.</p>
<p>That whole &#8220;<a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&amp;entry_id=32091" target="_blank">not settling without a fight thing</a>&#8221; makes a lot more sense.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/6761/madonnas-codes-of-conduct-made-guy-fly-the-coop/">Madonna&#8217;s &#8220;Codes of Conduct&#8221; Made Guy Fly the Coop</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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		<title>Madonna and Ritchie Quickie Divorce: Women&#8217;s mags devastated</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 10:33:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />Madonna and Guy’s divorce, could be over in as little as another week. The early settlement would be bad news for women’s magazines and the high priced lawyers. The Sun says early settlement comes after their daughter Lourdes pleased with them to be nice. An insider said that Madonna told the kids they will live [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/6507/madonna-and-ritchie-quickie-divorce-womens-mags-devastated/">Madonna and Ritchie Quickie Divorce: Women&#8217;s mags devastated</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/madonna_guy_ritchie_207822m.jpg"><img src="http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/madonna_guy_ritchie_207822m.jpg" alt="" width="250" height="192" class="alignright size-full wp-image-6508" /></a><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/5307/madge-will-divorce-guy-anyone-surprised/">Madonna and Guy’s divorce</a>, could be over in as little as another week.  The early settlement would be bad news for women’s magazines and the <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/5388/madonna-needs-all-the-help-she-can-get/">high priced lawyers</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1863692.ece">The Sun</a> says early settlement comes after their daughter Lourdes pleased with them to be nice. An insider said that Madonna told the kids they will live with Mummy in New York but will see Daddy often.</p>
<p>Its unlike Madonna to to smoke anything, let alone a peace pipe.  The report of peace also covers other rumours that Guy and Madge&#8217;s staff are being rounded up and being forced to choose sides.</p>
<p>Choosing sides is hard, Madonna is allegedly a control freak, and Guy Ritchie says being in bed with Madge is like cuddling up to a piece of gristle.  Madonna said that Guy Ritchie is emotionally retarded.  Will no one think of the kids?</p>
<p>We at the Inquisitr kind of like Ritchie though, he seems normal, he doesn&#8217;t get <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1829503.ece">Kabbalah</a> and sneaks his kids out for <a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/4742063a1860.html">normal meals</a>, including the odd meat pie and chips. I suspect when Madonna finds out, the daily contact Ritchie is hoping for might not eventuate.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/6507/madonna-and-ritchie-quickie-divorce-womens-mags-devastated/">Madonna and Ritchie Quickie Divorce: Women&#8217;s mags devastated</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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		<title>Madge Will Divorce Guy. Anyone Surprised?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duncan Riley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />It has been announced that Madonna and Guy Ritchie will be divorcing after all. The rumors were true, but I&#8217;m still not surprised it took them a while to admit it. This is the kind of thing that&#8217;s best kept quiet, but in Madonna&#8217;s world, it ain&#8217;t going to happen. Interestingly, Star had picked up [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/5307/madge-will-divorce-guy-anyone-surprised/">Madge Will Divorce Guy. Anyone Surprised?</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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It has been announced that Madonna and Guy Ritchie <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/1345/madonnas-break-up-rumors-linger/" target="_blank">will be divorcing after all</a>. The rumors were true, but I&#8217;m still not surprised it took them a while to admit it. This is the kind of thing that&#8217;s best kept quiet, but in Madonna&#8217;s world, it ain&#8217;t going to happen.</p>
<p>Interestingly, <em>Star</em> had picked up on one of her recent concert declarations in which she said &#8220;In exactly 29 moves, the Queen will dump the King!&#8221; With 29 concerts left over in the States at the time of her announcement in New York, things are looking very not-coincidental.</p>
<p>The soon-to-be-divorced couple&#8217;s PR co., Freud Communications, released a statement that &#8220;Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after 7 1/2 years of marriage, their representatives confirmed today.&#8221;</p>
<p>Due to a lack of pre-nup, things are going to get interesting!</p>
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		<title>Madonna&#8217;s Break-Up Rumors Linger</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />Is Madonna really on the outs with husband Guy Ritchie? The rumors are building up pretty fast, and soon they&#8217;re going to have to address information coming from more and more reputable sources, including recent tips that Guy went to New York City this weekend as a last-ditch attempt to save the marriage. Judging from [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/1345/madonnas-break-up-rumors-linger/">Madonna&#8217;s Break-Up Rumors Linger</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>Is Madonna really on the outs with husband Guy Ritchie? The rumors are building up pretty fast, and soon they&#8217;re going to have to address information coming from more and more reputable sources, including recent tips that Guy went to New York City this weekend as a last-ditch attempt to save the marriage.</p>
<p>Judging from TMZ&#8217;s video this weekend, Madonna is not <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/29/kabbalah-cant-save-madge-from-divorce-grilling/" target="_blank">ready to admit anything</a>, but oddly enough, sources leaked that <a href="http://www.welt.de/english-news/article2140015/Madonna_set_to_split_from_husband.html" target="_blank">Madonna plans to announce that the marriage is over</a> in November. Meanwhile, I guess she&#8217;ll still be trying to get <a href="http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a105431/ritchie-vows-to-save-madonna-marriage.html" target="_blank">photographed with Guy</a> to dispel current rumors.</p>
<p>Somehow, <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/06/29/2008-06-29_madonnas_motherinlaw_denies_divorce_repo.html" target="_blank">the denial issued by Ritchie&#8217;s mother</a> that &#8220;no conversation about divorce because there is no divorce&#8221; isn&#8217;t really helping. I mean, who really tells their mother the intimate details about relationships, especially when they happen to be a grown man in the spotlight. Please!</p>
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