Video: Guido Beach, mating season

This does not appear to be a parody. You've seen the memes. The orange skin. The quadruple popped collars on demotivational posters. And having been born and raised on Long Island, I can exclusively confirm they exist. Witness below, ... continue

Real life Oompa Loompa spotted in Scotland

Meet Ross from Scotland. Ross does something that makes him stand out from his fellow pale skinned countrymen: he paints himself orange. Ross is the Scottish version of a Guido, and has appointed himself the No. 1 male ... continue