German Court Denies Buddhist Bank Robber’s Request To Visit With Cat

Whirl, Germany (AHN) - A Buddhist bank robber's plea to have his cat visit him in jail was turned down by a German court-even with the caveat that the cat is the reincarnation of his mother. Peter Keonig, ... continue

Snipers Using New Cars As Target Practice On German Highways

Wiesbaden, Germany (AHN) - German police report that one or more unknown snipers have been shooting into new cars that are being transported. Law enforcement officials reveal that the incidents have been occurring on transporters throughout Germany, ... continue

Michael Jackson’s Father Refused Entry To German Beer Fest

Michael Jackson's father has been banned from a German beer festival because he should not be partying after his "child has passed away." Music mogul Joe Jackson requested access to a VIP marquee at Oktoberfest - an ... continue

German school principal: Videogames create “homicidal maniacs”

Oh, Germany. You know I love you. Your currywurst rocks my world. I giggle at your upside-down houses. Oktoberfest is close to my heart. But please, how about doing something about that loony anti-gaming brigade of yours? Late ... continue

Keep it up says Crytek to Germany and we’ll leave

For those that might not recognize the name Crytek is a German video game software developer best known for their Crysis game as well the CryEngine a well respected gaming engine. Anyway it seems ... continue

Sentient house will grope your tatas

Urbanscreen, a German group of artists and architects, has created a scarily active building using projection and... uh, nighttime. The video below is titled, very teutonically, "How it would be, if a house was dreaming." And judging by the ... continue

Lady GaGa reveals Kermit the frog fetish in Germany

Never one to go unnoticed, pint-sized pop sensation, Lady GaGa showed up for an interview on a German TV show wearing a top made out of green Kermit the frog puppets. Check out the video below. Related posts:Lady ... continue

Germany bans Sprite ad: wait till you see why

An TV ad made for Sprite in Germany has been allegedly banned after a Government watchdog found that the content was not suitable for television. Before you say "WTF, a Sprite commercial" let me explain: the commercial shows ... continue

Naming a baby monkey Obama not the smartest PR move

One of the advantages, or disadvantages, of becoming famous famous is that everyone what wants to start naming things after you. From airports, to roadways, to children and even zoo animals. However in some ... continue

Using a flame thrower to kill weeds is a bad idea

A German man weeding his garden with a flame thrower managed to burn his house down Friday. Things started to go wrong for the 54 year old man when he managed to set his hedge alight. The flames ... continue

Hero: German MP joins Pirate Party over internet censorship

A German MP from the ruling Social Democrats (SDP) has resigned from the party and joined the Pirate Party in response to new censorship laws in the country. Jörg Tauss was one of only four members of ... continue

Germany getting ready to ban all violent video games

There’s nothing like a few rounds of Doom 3 or a bit of mayhem in GTA to ease the stress of the day. Sure there’s a lot of nonsense about violent video games being ... continue