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		<title>German Farmer Molests Chicken on Live TV: With Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 11:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duncan Riley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />A bachelor farmer in a German reality series has sexually assaulted a chicken on live TV in order to impress a female contestant. The bachelor, a farmer called Hansi, lived up to his name by fiddling with a chicken. With his finger. Hansi who is also a nudist, is 71, which somehow makes this story [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/12062/german-farmer-molests-chicken-on-live-tv/">German Farmer Molests Chicken on Live TV: With Video</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>A bachelor farmer in a German reality series has sexually assaulted a chicken on live TV in order to impress a female contestant. The bachelor, a farmer called Hansi, lived up to his name by fiddling with a chicken. With his finger.  <<Insert Colonel Sanders Joke here.>></p>
<p>Hansi who is also a nudist, is 71, which somehow makes this story even more revolting.</p>
<p>Footage of him shown using his finger to sexually stimulate his chickens was broadcast to 8.6 million viewers as part of the final episode.  </p>
<p>He told his reality TV girlfriend: “I do what the cockerel would usually do, only with my finger. It is like an orgasm for the chicken.”   The farmer added: “Hansi is always happy when the chickens are happy.”   </p>
<p>Now PETA is upset. A PETA spokesperson said the behavior was unacceptable and lodged an official complaint.</p>
<p>The woman, Marianne 66, whom Hansi was trying to impress and hoping to marry told reporters, “You always hear jokes about what lonely farmers do to their animals. I am disgusted. This is not my world.” </p>
<p>Luckily Hansi doesn&#8217;t have any sheep.  The guy is a dirty, mother plucker.</p>
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