I guess that makes the record Emperor Palpatine?

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This is why it takes 15 beta tests to get my new laptop out on the market?

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And the award for the year’s best analogy goes to some rando on Yahoo Answers.

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Well, this is certainly one way to encourage an old-enough child to move out.

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But ultimately, I predict it will be the new “sex?” “Yes, please!”

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You can totally threaten to throw muffins in people’s faces and it is funny.

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I just have a feeling the person that placed this ad is totally one of us.

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Sometimes the “report spam” button does nothing, and this guy is a total genius!

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Long-term trolling is the best kind of trolling, and this is dedication.

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To be fair, that was totally a massive story and like, nothing else happened that day.

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A few months back, an internet video featuring a honey badger’s exploits narrated by a man with a comically effeminate voice went massively viral, spawning TV commercials and sparking endless Facebook shares.

The honey badger video addressed one of the main complaints about wildlife videos- that the narration was sufficiently boring to mask the exciting goings on of wildlife exploits. So while the nastyass honey badger trots around ripping other animals to shreds and passing out because it parties too hard, narrator Randall- who has, until now, been entirely unseen- gives the clip a far more interesting slant while still accurately narrating the honey badger’s voice.

TMZ caught up with Randall, who explained his motivation in retooling the honey badger voice narration. He says:

“My assistant showed me the original honey badger video and I was just like, the narration was so mundune and so stupid. This animal is eating cobras, demolishing animals, and ya know what, this narration is so boring. I said, you know what, we need to spice things up a bit.”

Of why he selected the honey badger to voice, Randall says:

“I think because in today’s society it’s an animal I feel a lot of people can relate to. I think people are fed up. I think a lot of people want to be able to take what they want. And I believe firmly… everyone inside of them has an inner honey badger waiting to get out.”

Perhaps the funniest thing about the clip below is that Randall-in-real-life sounds just like Randall-doing-honey-badger’s-voice. The viral video star is set to release the book Honey Badger Don’t Care: Randall’s Guide to Crazy, Nastyass Animals soon, and may even be getting his own animated series. Watch Randall speak about the honey badger voice clip, below.

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This is like always the reaction you have when someone you’re related to requests you, isn’t it?

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So the next time you’re crouched on the bathroom floor at 2:17 AM with a box of Samoas, remember this.

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Say what you like about Stephen Colbert, when he steps away from the set of his show, he has a real knack for motivating the hell out of young, politically minded folk.

Whether it’s at the Rally to Restore Fear and/or Sanity on the National Mall in 2010, or the massive gathering that showed up to support him in his quest to create a Super PAC in 2011, Colbert and his ensuing bump should- if it does not already- inspire no small bit of envy and fear in the politicians he’s capable of provoking support or outcry for or against. Essentially, if Reddit was a person, it would totally be Stephen Colbert but maybe with less color from the sun and more chins.

Now that Colbert has his Super PAC- well, “Jon Stewart’s Super PAC” and most recently named the Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC- he’s been stumping for Herman Cain in today’s GOP battleground, South Carolina. Colbert happens to be from the state, hilariously referenced in a bit on his show where a Frank Luntz rally attendee calls in a “Charleston Dandy,” and it was there he hosted his “Rock Me Like a Herman Cain” rally.

At the event yesterday, Colbert mainly cracked wise to his presumably left leaning audience, saying:

“If corporations are people then I’m a people person. So it’s a civil rights issue. I don’t like it when people compare me to Martin Luther King. I like it when I do it myself… I’m the Martin Luther King of corporate civil rights. I’m the Lockheed Martin Luther Burger King, you might say.”

However, in typical Colbert fashion, the pointed satire was not entirely absent. He added:

“The pundits have asked, is this all some joke? If they are saying this is a joke, then they are saying the whole system of campaign financing is a joke.”

Do you think Stephen Colbert and Herman Cain’s rally could be effective in raising awareness about campaign finance reform?

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Diabetes is a good guess, but we also would have accepted “a lot of cavities.”

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Usually I find puns to be completely over-laughed at, but for some reason this was funny.

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Note that said calamities happen to your toys far more frequently than theirs.

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