Google answers your burning questions

Sadly, it's not a search result by accident- it's the name of a book by Vanessa Feltz. (Yes, the book is actually titled What Are These Strawberries Doing on My Nipples, I Need Them for the Fruit ... continue

Whose fans are douchier, Yankees or Phillies?

The Daily Show went into the trenches of douchbaggery to find out which fans are the douchiest. While Yankees fans held their ground, Philly edged ahead to snag the douchiness cup. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs ... continue

Onion: Car crash victim tragically not Glenn Beck

There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child... Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck Related posts:Video: Glenn Beck calls Obama a racistWhat moves Glenn Beck to tears?Glenn Beck Adds Appendicitis Attack ... continue

Casually emasculating your spouse via Facebook update

Dude's got a point, though. [Lamebook] Related posts:UK woman allegedly murdered over Facebook relationship status updateXbox 360’s September 23 update laying ground for Facebook, TwitterFacebook group “I Automatically Hate the New Facebook Homepage” is mocking you continue

Watching your surroundings fail

You'd think as a runner you might expect runners to be running on tracks, had you spent much time running on tracks in your running tenure... Related posts:Mark Sutto takes Bible Thumping LiterallyLos Angeles Film Critics name Wall-E ... continue

Awesome mashup: Notorious B.I.G. vs. Thomas the Tank

If the Island of Sodor had projects... (Warning: video has some NSFW language.) Related posts:Today’s mashup presented by Wall-E and Pink FloydWhy you should have childrenThe best video ever made ever continue

KFC marketing goes off the reservation, crashes UN

That picture, above, is actually a KFC marketing stunt. (That worked or failed, depending on your definition of "fail.") Actor Robert Thompson, dressed as the iconic Colonel Sanders, got as far as posing for a picture with President ... continue

Targeted ad fail

...or demand stimulation win? [via FailBlog] Related posts:Self-serve failReligious indoctrination failSummer Fun Fail continue

Facebook group “I Automatically Hate the New Facebook Homepage” is mocking you

And in not many people are getting the joke. Ostensibly to mock the hundreds of Facebook groups that spring up in the presence of any change at all in the Facebook GUI, someone's gone and created an (all-caps) ... continue

Old people pranks…

...youth is fleeting, but being a dick is forever. Related posts:Andy Dick admits he’s a dickReddit wins the April Fools Day pranksWeird & Unsurprising: Andy Dick Arrested continue

Video: Cassetteboy vs. Nick Griffin vs. Question Time

A YouTube remix with the subtext of last night's Question Time. Hilarious. Related posts:Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus Back Together, Larry King Confirms (VIDEO)Is American Idol’s Adam Lambert Gay? Is there really any question?Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas ... continue

Giant seagull invades Aussie news broadcast

Apparently the Mars-like sandstorms aren't the only sci-fi plagues walloping Australia- a news broadcast appears to show a giant seagull looming over a background of Melbourne. Related posts:Mythbusters Jamie Hyneman bowls with a giant golf ballCheeky Aussie baby ... continue