I guess that makes the record Emperor Palpatine?
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This is why it takes 15 beta tests to get my new laptop out on the market?
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Generally, if a dude picks you up in one of these you pretty much know how it's gonna go.
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And the award for the year's best analogy goes to some rando on Yahoo Answers.
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Well, this is certainly one way to encourage an old-enough child to move out.
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But ultimately, I predict it will be the new "sex?" "Yes, please!"
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You can totally threaten to throw muffins in people's faces and it is funny.
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I just have a feeling the person that placed this ad is totally one of us.
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Sometimes the "report spam" button does nothing, and this guy is a total genius!
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Long-term trolling is the best kind of trolling, and this is dedication.
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I wonder if the author saw it. I bet they were shattered inside.
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To be fair, that was totally a massive story and like, nothing else happened that day.
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A few months back, an internet video featuring a honey badger's exploits narrated by a man with a comically effeminate voice went massively viral, spawning TV commercials and sparking endless Facebook shares.
The honey badger video addressed one ...
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This is like always the reaction you have when someone you're related to requests you, isn't it?
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So the next time you're crouched on the bathroom floor at 2:17 AM with a box of Samoas, remember this.
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Say what you like about Stephen Colbert, when he steps away from the set of his show, he has a real knack for motivating the hell out of young, politically minded folk.
Whether it's at the Rally to ...
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Diabetes is a good guess, but we also would have accepted "a lot of cavities."
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Usually I find puns to be completely over-laughed at, but for some reason this was funny.
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Note that said calamities happen to your toys far more frequently than theirs.
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It exists, and it is fabulous. Now off to Kinko's and the 7-11!
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I call shenaningans- everyone uses their iPhone as their alarm clock now!
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