Facebook listening fail

Facebook: no matter how sucky your life gets just remember- no one is listening there, either. [Lamebook] Related posts:Facebook FailCasually emasculating your spouse via Facebook updateFacebook group “I Automatically Hate the New Facebook Homepage” is mocking you continue

Pic: Homework accuracy

You know the teacher totally didn't appreciate the effort. [via Digg] Related posts:Historical AccuracyDigg’s promotion algorithm revealedDigg’s new social advertising platform prices ads based on popularity continue

Early Christmas Fail

Who gets better toys, the naughty list or the nice list? [FailBlog] Related posts:Targeted ad failWireless network name failCaptcha fail continue

Pic: Dear Criminals

Voicing the frustration anyone who's spent $250 on a window broken for $0.64 in change and a half a Kit-Kat, this man calls out the dick who broke his ocarina. I feel you, dude. My driver's side window ... continue

Wireless network name fail

No seriously, we totally can. [FailBlog] Related posts:Targeted ad failCaptcha failSelf-serve fail continue

Popular Twitter feed scores TV, book deal

One of the more consisently funny Twitter accounts is @shitmydadsays, a young man's collection of the random, hilarious things his cynical, elderly father says. The @shitmydadsays Twitter account, populated by 29-year-old Justin Halpern, went viral in late August ... continue

Google answers your burning questions

Sadly, it's not a search result by accident- it's the name of a book by Vanessa Feltz. (Yes, the book is actually titled What Are These Strawberries Doing on My Nipples, I Need Them for the Fruit ... continue

Whose fans are douchier, Yankees or Phillies?

The Daily Show went into the trenches of douchbaggery to find out which fans are the douchiest. While Yankees fans held their ground, Philly edged ahead to snag the douchiness cup. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs ... continue

Onion: Car crash victim tragically not Glenn Beck

There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child... Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck Related posts:Video: Glenn Beck calls Obama a racistWhat moves Glenn Beck to tears?Glenn Beck Adds Appendicitis Attack ... continue

Casually emasculating your spouse via Facebook update

Dude's got a point, though. [Lamebook] Related posts:Facebook update saves teen from jailNext PlayStation 3 firmware update to include FacebookUK woman allegedly murdered over Facebook relationship status update continue

Watching your surroundings fail

You'd think as a runner you might expect runners to be running on tracks, had you spent much time running on tracks in your running tenure... Related posts:Mark Sutto takes Bible Thumping LiterallyLos Angeles Film Critics name Wall-E ... continue

Awesome mashup: Notorious B.I.G. vs. Thomas the Tank

If the Island of Sodor had projects... (Warning: video has some NSFW language.) Related posts:Today’s mashup presented by Wall-E and Pink FloydWhy you should have childrenThe best video ever made ever continue