In the gorilla’s defense, banana dude was walking around all half peeled and asking for it.

Video: Banana ambushed, no one intervenes is a post from: The Inquisitr

Ha, ha!

As some really boring guy video blogs from the mall about something I can’t even hear, some douche in a beanie unleashes every lame trick in his arsenal of fail to interrupt the poor dude. Unintentionally though, he only makes us laugh when he falls back down a flight of mall stairs on his stupid face.

The dork in the blue fleece gets extra points for only being concerned with further interruptions to his lame-ass speech. Win.

[Via: Fark]

Video: Heckling fail is a post from: The Inquisitr

This does not appear to be a parody.

You’ve seen the memes. The orange skin. The quadruple popped collars on demotivational posters. And having been born and raised on Long Island, I can exclusively confirm they exist.

Witness below, the guido in its natural habitat. Guido Beach (for realz) down the shore in New Jersey. In this fascinating six minute clip, you will gain insight into their plans to “breed” more bouncers and the females of the species sparring over a male. Some NSFW language.

Video: Guido Beach, mating season is a post from: The Inquisitr

If Tony and Maria met in the internet era.

Video: The internet’s first musical… is a post from: The Inquisitr

In the clip, seemingly shot by someone on a cell phone, the woman screams and starts driving the car around in the showroom. According to translations, she’s yelling: “The car doesn’t suit you. It suits me!”

The boyfriend, translators say, retorts with: “It’s like this each time we go shopping. I’m not buying this car for you!”

After she revs the engine and drives it back and forth in the showroom while screaming for a while, he finally relents, saying: “Stop, stop! I’ll buy it. I’ll buy it!”

I somehow suspect this guy will be working hard to gain back his friends’ respect now that the video is going viral.

VIDEO: Chinese Woman Goes Crazy at Car Dealership is a post from: The Inquisitr

The Mets Streaker

The man, identified as 29-year-old Craig Coakley, ran from the seats near first base in the middle of the fifth inning of the Mets-Brave game. He had “Let’s Go Mets” painted on his back, and — as a video seemingly made by him and his friends suggest — he may have been planning his “exhibition” all along.

“Right now, I’m about to make history,” a man who appears to be the Mets streaker states on the video. “I’m about to go be the first person to streak on Citi Field.”

Coakley was taken away by security guards. He’s been charged with trespassing and interfering with a sporting event.

Mets Streaker Video

VIDEO: Mets Streaker Takes It Off at Citi Field is a post from: The Inquisitr

So how’d they react? Watch the video and see for yourself.

(Via @ShawnMSmith)

Matthew McConaughey’s Shirtless Interview Surprise is a post from: The Inquisitr

What happens when a guy tries to jump four big balls in a row? The ending is so obvious, but you’ll laugh anyway.

What happens when a guy tries to jump on four big balls in a row? is a post from: The Inquisitr

Pole dancing is all the rage at the moment, especially amongst the yummy mummy set. In fact its becoming so popular the Mormons are doing it and are petitioning for it to become and olympic sport.

But lets face it not everyone has the grace to pull off the stripper moves, watch what happens when the stripper sorry pole dancing fitness instructortries to help her student conquer a move and it all goes wrong. Watch as the instructor laughs, only to be taken down by the student.

Don’t try this at home.

Pole Dancing Lesson Turns Ugly is a post from: The Inquisitr

Check out the cat massage therapist, such a professional he is giving the puppy a massage. Its hard work being a puppy, there’s the running, the chasing, the leaping, and the sniffing of crotches. At the end of a day you really need a massage.

We truly want to believe that the cat massage does not lead to a happy ending.

Cat Massage Therapist: puppy massage is a post from: The Inquisitr

Check out this shopping cart fail video. I love the reaction of the two guys watching, they have no reaction, they just watch. Therefore it is safe to conclude that the guy on the left is the Store Manager and the guy on the right is the Assistant Manager.

Shopping Cart Fail is a post from: The Inquisitr

This video is called beer shot gun while being tasered, I think the aim of this experiment is to see if sucking back a beer will protect you when you are taseed by your mates. Apparently it doesn’t.

There is something hilarious about a guy voluntarily electing to be tasered. Shame about the wasted beer he involuntarily spat out though.

Guy gets tasered while downing a beer is a post from: The Inquisitr

Think you’re adventurous with your food? Ready to try Ikizukuri, it must just be a small step up from Teriyaki right, and who doesn’t love teriyaki?

With Ikizukuri the seafood is so fresh, its still alive when it comes to the plate. That’s right the fish you are about to tuck into is still flopping around alive in your plate. Apparently it takes real skill for Japanese Chefs to slice the fish so it doesn’t die instantly.

We are guessing this isn’t on PETA’s menu. Mmmmm delicious. Wonder if they have a beef version?

How fresh do you like your seafood? is a post from: The Inquisitr

Two old media hacks war of words on air. The win goes to the Anchorman.

In the red corner: The Anchorman in the blue corner: The Reporter is a post from: The Inquisitr

Those crazy Japanese with their mad game shows. Check out this show which pits impersonators against each other. In this case a Japanese impersonator takes on Michael Jackson’s thriller, which is difficult when you can barely pronounce a consonant. But you have to check out his competition at 1.20 mark, which is a Japanese impersonator of Louis Armstrong, complete with painted face.

Enjoy.

Japanese Impersonators: Michael Jackson vs Louis Armstrong is a post from: The Inquisitr

Check out this classic Christmas scene. The family is happily unwrapping Christmas presents, but keep an eye on the toddler standing near Dad. He unwraps a DVD, looks at it and the casually belts at his father, with a surprised Dad copping a DVD blow to the head.

Extremely funny.

Funny baby video: this DVD is unacceptable is a post from: The Inquisitr

There is nothing like a Beyonce video to inspire children and a range of wierdos to do remakes.

Check out these three plus sized women with tude. I think they might be serious. Bring back the toddlers.

Plus Size Beyonce Wannabes is a post from: The Inquisitr

This girl decided to test the bendy stretchy nature of a gas pump, instead of driving her car around to the other side. It turns out the pump nozzle only stretches so far. Pump 1: Lazy Chick 0.

Thank you interwebs.

How bendy are gas pumps? is a post from: The Inquisitr

Check out this video of the rat and the mouse. At first it looks as if the rat’s love may be unrequited, but the cat comes round in the end, and they all lived happily ever after.

What they do as two consenting animals, in the privacy of their own home is their business. I offer no judgement.

The rat and the cat: it’s true love is a post from: The Inquisitr

You have to see this public access television clip it literally embodies the spirit of public access tv.  I am not sure whether its the supreme editing and camera work that makes it so special. I could be the wonderfully juxtaposed flowers, or the upbeat sunny natures of the singers, who don’t look at all like they have been yanked form the nearest trailer park and made to sing tell it to the mountain at gunpoint.

That last bit might of been a lie, but my lie probably didn’t make baby jesus cry as much as Henrietta and Merna’s singing did.

Eminem, Jenny from the Block and just about every other self styled gangsta rapper led us to believe that if you came from a trailer park and had faith in yourself then you really could have a music career.  Henrietta and Merna show us what a bunch of crap that really is.

Enjoy.

Public Access Television: so bad it made baby jesus cry is a post from: The Inquisitr