Adding signs to traveler concourses, genius edition, level 99.

Twilight Vs. Sherlock Holmes is a post from: The Inquisitr

In these times of Tumblr, no sign is safe from this sort of enhancement.

Mechanical Shaft is a post from: The Inquisitr

At least this sign isn’t some kind of smokescreen for a door they just don’t want you to use.

Emergency Exit Plus Options is a post from: The Inquisitr

Why complicate matters? This is basically all you need to know.

Evacuation Plan is a post from: The Inquisitr

If they added free food as well, they could probably even do away with the “study” pretense.

This Looks Legit is a post from: The Inquisitr

It’s like, totally cheaper than therapy or divorce.

Marital Advice is a post from: The Inquisitr

And a faster police response was not had anywhere across the land.

And Everything Went Better Than Expected… is a post from: The Inquisitr

…actually, from what I can understand the situation the letter-writer describes would be quite cruel.

Animal Rights Extremism… is a post from: The Inquisitr

This song probably gets stuck in the head of every person who is over 28 and sees this, every day.

(For the youngins…)

Two Turntables and a Microphone, I Has Them is a post from: The Inquisitr

Because as we have learned from the internet, high risk of death in and of itself is not often very much of a deterrent.

Making Signs So People Will Listen is a post from: The Inquisitr

A trend that needs to continue: counterprotesters whose signs negate the meaning of other protesters signs.

The Dangers of Pornography is a post from: The Inquisitr

Actually, the truth here is that ads for gyms and makeup tend to rely on making you feel this way. True facts.

Truth in Advertising is a post from: The Inquisitr

Perhaps maybe not the best strategy for luring chicks to your room.

Forever Alone, College Edition is a post from: The Inquisitr

This might be funny if it wasn’t you walking in on or being walked in on by a member of the opposite sex peeing.

Restroom Signs Prank is a post from: The Inquisitr

I’ve seen variations on this sign but I just want to point out that if I was a criminal I might just want to break into the house with the guns when their not home and steal them. Perhaps this guy should have thought about his motives a little bit more before posting the sign.

No Gun Control For The Neighbor [Funny Pic] is a post from: The Inquisitr

When it comes down to issues of trash area sabotage, sometimes you have to carry out the big guns.

Getting Mad at Old Ladies is a post from: The Inquisitr

Lost Pet is a post from: The Inquisitr

This simple addition on a Five Guys sign has managed to make Five Guys unappetizing, for all time.

Two Words. Six Letters. A Lifetime of Avoiding Five Guys is a post from: The Inquisitr

Obviously, the wiseasses who did this are extremely good at following literal directions.

Post No Fliers is a post from: The Inquisitr

Actually pretty effective as marketing because the main problem I find with avocados is that they’re too hard or too soft. [Related XKCD]

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Best Produce Sign Ever is a post from: The Inquisitr