The only two books you ever need to buy.

The Sum Of All Human Knowledge is a post from: The Inquisitr

Camouflage is an effective counter-measure to pee on the floor.

How To Keep The Men’s Bathroom Clean is a post from: The Inquisitr

Requires you to download specific annoying freeware to disembark.

Bus.rar is a post from: The Inquisitr

The OP says that they discovered that when you poke holes in a banana skin, it turns brown, so they decided to make a ruler. They didn’t say what it was for, but we know. We know.

You Know What This Is For is a post from: The Inquisitr

Maybe the bird was snatched by a Golden Eagle.

Bird Just Crashed And What … Walked Away? is a post from: The Inquisitr

Sometimes, it can be quite sophisticated.

Playground Humor is a post from: The Inquisitr

An average day in the life of a Stormtrooper, his son and what’s for dinner.

Real Life: I’m A Stormtrooper is a post from: The Inquisitr

…are always welcomed, we have even purchased this special device to manage them.

Suggestions and Complaints is a post from: The Inquisitr

The Trickle Down Effect of Conservatives is a post from: The Inquisitr

With the State of American educational standards, how many can you identify?

My Own Intellectual Snobbery [Funny Pic] is a post from: The Inquisitr

I feel like I’ve been waiting for this firmware update my whole life.

Human v1.1 is a post from: The Inquisitr

It sounds sad, but it’s really how you discover Cheez Its crumbled into Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs is kinda delicious at 2 AM.

How to Cook is a post from: The Inquisitr

Does anyone else think their friends are conspiring to post only the pics where you look awful and they look fabulous?

How I Look on Facebook, Illustrated is a post from: The Inquisitr

This guy is a second-grade teacher, and he has this picture hanging in his classroom as a behavioral motivator. I actually just made that up, but wouldn’t it be funny?

Statue Fun is a post from: The Inquisitr

Count the number of times today you wished someone, somewhere had one of these installed on their computers.

The Cure For Caps Lock is a post from: The Inquisitr

How high up does your hard drive rank on things you would save during a fire?

Priorities, We Have Them is a post from: The Inquisitr

Along with people being wrong on the internet, this creature is the single largest cause of no productivity.

[via]

[Pic] Cause of Internet Insomnia Found is a post from: The Inquisitr

After the internet began captioning them, I found it impossible to see light switches as anything but faces. Now…

[via]

Naughty Light Switch! is a post from: The Inquisitr

If I saw this out in the wild, I would laugh so hard.

[Pic] Found Dog Poster Win is a post from: The Inquisitr

…is worth the risk.

Delicious candy… is a post from: The Inquisitr

Scofflaws.

[failblog]

In clear violation… is a post from: The Inquisitr

I still can’t believe ass is over $10 a lb.

[epicponyz]

Rising ass prices is a post from: The Inquisitr

So this has been getting passed around all over the place lately, with obligatory comments about taking their own advice.

Ironic BP sign is ironic is a post from: The Inquisitr

Data for coordination of terrorist attacks not yet evaluated.

[GraphJam]

Graph: Practical use of texting, media vs. reality is a post from: The Inquisitr

If this is the guy’s real name, a well placed comma makes it a total naming fail.

[Image]

Name fail? is a post from: The Inquisitr

Could have also made the list: live versions of the track you just listened to this second.

[GraphJam]

iPod shuffle algorithms, revealed is a post from: The Inquisitr

-1 for old joke, +2 for audacity.

[Digg]

Detention win is a post from: The Inquisitr

You can’t argue with this logic.

The Two Reasons People Watch Mad Men is a post from: The Inquisitr

Don’t mind if I do…

Then again, it’s not all fun and games- this one could get Homeland Security all up in your Facebook.

[Lamebook, Consumerist]

Captcha win, then fail is a post from: The Inquisitr

I could have sworn I saw a timestamped picture of your mom on /b/ just now…

[Graph Jam]

MySpace’s decline, a venn diagram is a post from: The Inquisitr

Dora and Boots unavailable for comment.

[GraphJam]

Venn diagram: Obama vs. Bob the Builder is a post from: The Inquisitr

Knows not what Happy Plane 1 has been up to.

Happy Plane 2 is a post from: The Inquisitr

You’d think as a runner you might expect runners to be running on tracks, had you spent much time running on tracks in your running tenure…

Watching your surroundings fail is a post from: The Inquisitr

…youth is fleeting, but being a dick is forever.

Old people pranks… is a post from: The Inquisitr

Don’t forget loud toddlers, body odor and checks only.

[GraphJam]

Pie chart of supermarket express line demographic is a post from: The Inquisitr

10 Classic Animal Photobombs is a post from: The Inquisitr

Photo: The Smoking Gun.

Funniest Mugshot You’ll See Today is a post from: The Inquisitr

A cautionary tale- not everyone on the internet is who they claim to be.

[Wil Wheaton via Fark]

Be careful who you meet online is a post from: The Inquisitr

Is there nothing you can’t do with a generator and gaffer tape

Redneck Car Airconditioning is a post from: The Inquisitr

You’ve got to hand it to these protesters at a gay marriage rights rally: they’ve got a point.

Gays 1 Christians 0 is a post from: The Inquisitr

When the Health Inspector barely passes your restaurant, make lemonade. With a borderline lethal level of bacteria.

[Imagechan]

Making lemonade is a post from: The Inquisitr

No one ever suspects the librarians.

[GraphJam]

Vocational advice for gay youth is a post from: The Inquisitr

It just always seems like those spam bots are one step ahead of us. Always.

[XKCD]

Funny: is your online lover who they say they are? is a post from: The Inquisitr

Godspeed, yo dawg I herd you like…

Death of a meme… is a post from: The Inquisitr

Domino’s and a copy of Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle were dispatched to the scene.

[Pundit Kitchen]

The wildfires are mainly in California is a post from: The Inquisitr

Fail snake: a definite demonstration of “you’re doing it wrong.”

Fail snake is failing is a post from: The Inquisitr

Dignity and what makes you happy- strangely absent.

[Via GraphJam]

Things you’ll find in an office is a post from: The Inquisitr

Luckily for the officer, he didn’t yell “fish out of water.”

Some habits are hard to break is a post from: The Inquisitr

…generally don’t include a fax machine.

Options for safely transporting a kitten… is a post from: The Inquisitr

Photoshopped or not, there’s lots of win. Wat?

Really, WAT? is a post from: The Inquisitr