I feel like I’ve been waiting for this firmware update my whole life.

Human v1.1 is a post from: The Inquisitr

It sounds sad, but it’s really how you discover Cheez Its crumbled into Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs is kinda delicious at 2 AM.

How to Cook is a post from: The Inquisitr

Does anyone else think their friends are conspiring to post only the pics where you look awful and they look fabulous?

How I Look on Facebook, Illustrated is a post from: The Inquisitr

This guy is a second-grade teacher, and he has this picture hanging in his classroom as a behavioral motivator. I actually just made that up, but wouldn’t it be funny?

Statue Fun is a post from: The Inquisitr

Count the number of times today you wished someone, somewhere had one of these installed on their computers.

The Cure For Caps Lock is a post from: The Inquisitr

How high up does your hard drive rank on things you would save during a fire?

Priorities, We Have Them is a post from: The Inquisitr

Along with people being wrong on the internet, this creature is the single largest cause of no productivity.

[via]

[Pic] Cause of Internet Insomnia Found is a post from: The Inquisitr

After the internet began captioning them, I found it impossible to see light switches as anything but faces. Now…

[via]

Naughty Light Switch! is a post from: The Inquisitr

If I saw this out in the wild, I would laugh so hard.

[Pic] Found Dog Poster Win is a post from: The Inquisitr

…is worth the risk.

Delicious candy… is a post from: The Inquisitr

Scofflaws.

[failblog]

In clear violation… is a post from: The Inquisitr

I still can’t believe ass is over $10 a lb.

[epicponyz]

Rising ass prices is a post from: The Inquisitr

So this has been getting passed around all over the place lately, with obligatory comments about taking their own advice.

Ironic BP sign is ironic is a post from: The Inquisitr

Data for coordination of terrorist attacks not yet evaluated.

[GraphJam]

Graph: Practical use of texting, media vs. reality is a post from: The Inquisitr

If this is the guy’s real name, a well placed comma makes it a total naming fail.

[Image]

Name fail? is a post from: The Inquisitr

Could have also made the list: live versions of the track you just listened to this second.

[GraphJam]

iPod shuffle algorithms, revealed is a post from: The Inquisitr

-1 for old joke, +2 for audacity.

[Digg]

Detention win is a post from: The Inquisitr

You can’t argue with this logic.

The Two Reasons People Watch Mad Men is a post from: The Inquisitr

Don’t mind if I do…

Then again, it’s not all fun and games- this one could get Homeland Security all up in your Facebook.

[Lamebook, Consumerist]

Captcha win, then fail is a post from: The Inquisitr

I could have sworn I saw a timestamped picture of your mom on /b/ just now…

[Graph Jam]

MySpace’s decline, a venn diagram is a post from: The Inquisitr