Hello, 911? McDonald’s is Out of McNuggets! (Hear the Actual Audio Here)

A Florida woman called 911 three times to report that a Fort Pierce McDonald's had run out of McNuggets. Investigators have now released the audio recordings of all three calls. McDonald's 911 Call: No McNuggets! The woman, a ... continue

Woman who was caught breast-feeding while driving breast-feeds again during TV interview [VIDEO]

A woman pulled over for breast-feeding her baby while driving is now facing charges of child endangerment. The same woman started breast-feeding her baby during a TV interview about the incident. Police say Genine Compton had the baby ... continue

VIDEO: Topless Cafe Adds New “Perk” To Maine Coffee

Talk about getting a perky start to your day: A Maine coffee shop has decided to set itself apart from the competition by taking the tops off--of its waitresses, that is. The appropriately titled Grand View Topless ... continue

Football Players Punished For Mid-Game Urination

A group of high school football players seems to have no defense when it comes to photographic evidence of an apparent mid-game public pee party. The guys -- from New Berlin Eisenhower High School, in the aptly named ... continue

MySpace Helps Track Down Suspected Monkey Thief

Social networking can do plenty of things. This may be the first time, though, we've heard of it leading to the arrest of a suspected monkey thief. Police in Pennsylvania had been looking for the guy since ... continue

How To Have Sex With Hot Female Tourists (And Get Paid For It)

A Turkish hotel owner has inadvertently advertised her hotel as being the best place in the entire world for a guy to work. The owner says she just had to fire every single male employee at her establishment ... continue

Using “Pants” In Your Password Can Backfire

Slyly insulting your bank with the word "pants" can have its consequences. Sound crazy? Check it out: A British bank customer says he wasn't pleased with his bank, Lloyd's TSB, so he changed his banking password to ... continue

The “Condom Ringtone” — Seriously?

If you think you've heard the wackiest of ringtones, think again. The hot new cell phone sound in India is -- no joke here -- the "condom ringtone." Listen for yourself in this ad: The catchy ... continue

WATCH THIS: Debate Coach Depants Himself During Heated Exchange

Two college debate coaches stole the spotlight from their students during a national tournament in Kansas this week. The video -- already becoming a fast hit on YouTube -- shows eight minutes of hilarious antics and arguments. ... continue

World’s Worst Writing Revealed

A writer from Washington has won the honor of having the world's worst writing. The guy, named Garrison Spik, came in first in the annual San Jose State University Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for bad writing. His entry ... continue

Introducing the “Odorless Toilet”

A Florida inventor swears he's found the secret to stopping bathroom-based odors -- and it's all within the toilet. The guy's come up with a fan-based system called "the VIP." It supposedly sucks down smells directly into ... continue

Burger King Serves Up Nudity

Burger King is serving up more than just burgers and fries these days. One location is serving up naked people in soapy sinks. The fast food chain has fired a worker who bathed in a utility sink ... continue