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The largest natural breasts you’ll ever see…no, really

Duncan Riley — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 21:00:00 +0000

Meet Norma Stitz. Norma is special because she holds a world record: the record for the words largest natural breasts.

Norma was awarded the title in 1999 when her breasts clocked in at a staggering 69 inches, and weigh 40 pounds. You can’t cater for that with off the shelf bras, so instead (and we’re not making this up) Norma has bras custom made using parachutes.

Despite not being able to sleep on her back as her breasts crush her airways, and requiring help to walk up starts because she can’t she them, Norma has no interest in obtaining a breast reduction. “When people ask me why I don’t just get a reduction I say ‘Are you crazy?’ I love my boobs and they are winning me a wonderful life…I’ve had offers from TV stations all over the world wanting me to come on and show them off.”

But because this story should end on a positive note, it should come as no surprise that Norma takes full advantage of her breasts and works in the pornography business.

Here’s some video of her in South America (SFW)

Squeezing your bum gives you good mental health

Samantha DeWitt — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 11:46:16 +0000

In what we presume is a scientific “breakthrough” there is a book for sale on Amazon called: How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? (Paperback). It goes for the rock bottom (boom tish) price of $15.25.

The product description is gold:

I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.

In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don’t know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.

Not surprisingly they have plenty in stock. Check out the other recommended reads which include How to survive a robot uprising – tips for you to defend yourself against the upcoming rebellion and Real Power, the official ninja guide.

Japanese man wants to marry Anime character

Samantha DeWitt — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:04:07 +0000

A Japanese man has posted an online petition, arguing that Japan should change its laws to allow people to marry comic book characters. Japan, currently, like most countries legally only allows humans to marry. What’s more bizarre about this story is that the online petition has attracted more than 1,000 other ~~wierdos~~ people.

“I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world.”

“However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?”

“For a long time I have only been able to fall in love with two-dimensional people and currently I have someone I really love,” one signatory to the petition wrote.

“Even if she is fictional, it is still loving someone. I would like to have legal approval for this system at any cost.”

Right. The growing popularity of Hentai, and Anime p$rn is creepy enough, do you need to marry them too?

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