Our occasional contributor Fake Steve Gillmor returns…
For the last few weeks, The Inquisitr’s tech coverage has become so viscerally partisan that you could sense that the coverage was coming close to threatening the fundamental tenets of particle physics. Namely, that keeping your nose clean with Crunchmeme requires brown envelopes.
With the advent of 24 hour blogging [...]

From our regular contributor, Fake Steve Gillmor
Now the Lord has fulfilled his word which he spoke; for I have risen in place of the redirect and sit on the throne of anecdotes, as the lord promised, and have built the house for the name of the lord, the God of Blogging.
It’s always good to be [...]

There comes a time in the life of most sites that self indulgence and a belief that people will happily by crappy T-Shirts with your sites logo on them drives you towards launching a T-shirt store of your own. At The Inquisitr, we are no different, but if we must ask you to hand over [...]

From our regular contributor, Fake Steve Gillmor
As the Russians battled into the heart of Berlin, Hitler decided to end it all. TechCrunch IT is no more. Killed by the hand of god before it could reach its full potential. A watergate sized travesty in a magic mushroom teacup.
Was it a failure to communicate with the [...]

From our regular contributor, Fake Steve Gillmor
It has been over a month since my first column, and the parachutes are still floating at the Beijing Olympics. Juniper Networks sponsors the parachutes, falling over in 24 hours before the Microsoft cake eating competition. This is the new Microsoft, where Steve Ballmer and Ozzie Osbourne rock the [...]

From our regular contributor, Fake Steve Gillmor
Twitter has no chance of being trusted with anything, not even for the formation of the citizen militia that will rule after the next glorious revolution. Microsoft Mesh on Toast, that’s another matter, so lets explore it.
Fail whale on toast may be popular in Japan, but Seattle Bear is [...]

From our regular contributor, Fake Steve Gillmor
On demand computing has seen some significant challenges since the 18th century. From Amazon rainforests to Rackspace, Gnipping at iPhone software and hardware rollouts, strategies that require more than Art of War tactics.
The ongoing saga with the Twitter proves that efficient microcosms in laboratories are not ideal for cloning. [...]

From our special correspondent, Fake Steve Gillmor.
Today we get the latest full ongoing back-filling explanation of Twitter. The idea that Twitter was created in seven days by FriendFeed is one of several XMPP bone scans currently being pursued. In a post modern deconstruction this afternoon, God confirms a birds nest and tree makes little Twitters. [...]

From our special correspondent Fake Steve Gillmor.
Tomorrow we celebrate July 4th, and then shortly thereafter the deer will be game again. Fireworks will explode in FriendFeed donation bins and resonate around the now deafened enterprise. We will want to believe in the xPhone, but the tyranny of Government will hide it on a secret military [...]

eWeek’s BlogSeeker blog tracking service, a service nearly everybody reading this post would have never heard of (and herein lies the problem) is apparently no more.
Following a tip, I visited BlogSeeker to find that nothing on the site has been updated in over two months, with most of the content on the front page going [...]

From our regular columnist Fake Steve Gillmor
Feldman and Israel made up this week. It was getting awkward for the lord, who in between licks of a lollypop was busy plotting world domination. Microsoft without Gates is like Cher without Sonny.
What comes next is always predictable. Germans are never happy with peace treaties, and love [...]

Our occasional contributor Fake Steve Gillmor enlightens us on the latest in IT. Note for subscribers this will be the last FSG post in the Tech stream, with future posts being filled in Odd.

Gordon Ramsay took the stage in a global tour deforce recently to take first tuna bragging rights. The Germans were not happy. [...]

This special post comes to us from new occasional contributor Fake Steve Gillmor
As the space program tries to recapture the spirit of the 60’s by digging for Martians, a tiny speck messages earth through the psychedelic goodness of the Twitter. I recall during one Star Trek episode shown in repeat in 1973 that the line [...]