Posts Tagged ‘
facebook status updates ’
You can totally threaten to throw muffins in people's faces and it is funny.
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Sandy, Utah- A Utah woman has been rescued from a harrowing hostage situation after police say friends were alerted to the situation following a Facebook status update.
The woman, who has not been named, posted to the social ...
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Brands should hire guys like this to make sure dopey suggestions don't make it onto their Facebook walls.
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You know, I don't want to live on this planet any more.
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...while being passive-aggressive about being passive-aggressive. This guy is like a wizard.
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When you comment on your own Facebook posts, doesn't it always feel this way?
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You may fear the likes of phishers, spammers, clickjackers and certain lulz-chasers, but the biggest threat to your online street cred is your mom or dad.
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At first I was like "what?" and then I was like, "oh, dear God. no."
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I kind of wish Dan was my cousin.
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A fifteen-year-old boy in St. Paul, Minnesota used Facebook cleverly to summon police for his mother surreptitiously without making a noisy phone call.
The teen's mom explains how a 2 AM status update during a violent domestic incident ...
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...and there goes 50% of all Bible-based Facebook fights.
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Buy the goddamn kid Black Ops, he deserves it!
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...lead to much lulz.
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Wrong or funny? Or wrong and funny?
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When you really should be snow-plowing your land on Farmville.
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Yet another pitfall to friending your parents on Facebook.
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You know you want to.
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We posted yesterday about the flurry of innuendo-laden "I like it" related Facebook statuses currently taking over the popular network.
"I like it on the floor." "I like it on the couch." "I like it on the deck." ...
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Even if you don't open forwarded emails, sometimes having a Facebook account exposes you to annoying, not very clever forwarded-email style bon mots anyway.
This week's Facebook status update-gone-viral is not new, but has gotten legs in the ...
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Firstly, there are enough people living in New Hampshire that robbers were able to steal $100,000 worth of stuff from them.
Secondly, Facebook Places finally has its obligatory scary anecdote to frighten anyone not afraid of using it ...
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Too soon?
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This dad is probably way awesomer than yours.
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![[Chart] Snow related activities for the Facebook era](http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/11/facebook-snows-100x100.png)
