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Epic Engrish Fail

Epic Engrish Fail

I don't even know where to begin on this: The rust embroidered shoes approve the zero concurrent y cam continue
Fat kok

Fat kok

Fat kok. continue
Important toilet advice

Important toilet advice

Serious toilet business: no occupying while stabling. continue
Doritos, Japanese style

Doritos, Japanese style

This is what Doritos look like in Japan. No, not a fake copy, actual Doritos. WTF doesn't quite describe it. Maybe Doritos in Japan are a ball breaking experience? continue
Watch out for those rear end collisions

Watch out for those rear end collisions

Rear End Collision: Keep Space. Plenty of space as the case may be. continue
It’s a Trap: Engrish Edition

It’s a Trap: Engrish Edition

Trap: sound wihch can't finish being held, mixing feelings, and time which can't finish being supported. Anyway, let's soend every day happily. Got that :-) continue
Epic Engrish toilet instructions

Epic Engrish toilet instructions

There's so much Engrish goodness here it's hard to know where to start. The first one though: could that be don't spray the bowl with.... continue
I don’t think Jewish people will like this store

I don’t think Jewish people will like this store

Well, that Jewish people won't be pleased is probably a given with this store. continue
China takes its park rules very seriously

China takes its park rules very seriously

We do you start with such a bountiful glorious dose of Engrish? the shitting in the park, or the reference to Christianity as a feudal religion? continue
Big in Japan: Irony BBQ

Big in Japan: Irony BBQ

Usually with Engrish pictures you can work out what they're trying to say. With Jumbo Cock Irony BBQ I've got no idea. continue
Engrish plant triple play

Engrish plant triple play

We couldn't pick between these three, so we'll run them all instead. continue
Finish this sentence: food so good it tastes like…

Finish this sentence: food so good it tastes like…

Is the answer a: shit b: wine or c: piss. Use the photo for a clue. continue
If you’re dangerous, it’s best to keep away

If you’re dangerous, it’s best to keep away

Remember: because you are dangerous, you must not enter under any circumstances. continue
Big in Japan: crap your hands Elmo

Big in Japan: crap your hands Elmo

I knew the Japanese had some strange fetishes, but a crap your hands Elmo? that's more than a little different. continue
Best Accidental Fail Advice Ever Given

Best Accidental Fail Advice Ever Given

From Japan, this sign has the best fail advice ever given: Go to the refuge under the platform in the event of an accidental fail. continue
Engrish: Special Perfume and Gifts

Engrish: Special Perfume and Gifts

Perfume for the discerning lady and gentlemen who desire to smell like ass. Engrish at its best.   continue
Cow Something

Cow Something

Just for something that little different, finish off your first dish of smoke cow feet with a taste bowl of cow something.   continue
Who Force Planes

Who Force Planes

For the food connoisseur who has tried everything comes this culinary delight from Beijing: "Who force planes" (via) continue
Hot Dog Engrish

Hot Dog Engrish

More Engrish goodness, this time for hotdogs: "New York hotdog the health of the men today who are made from beef 100% and apprehend a little calorie is secured without it makes and constructs using an individual ... continue
Premium Killing Time

Premium Killing Time

This program is the presentation for Premium Killing Time! (via) continue
Though Lane

Though Lane

The dictionary definition of though reads "Despite the fact that; although: He still argues, though he knows he's wrong. Even though it was raining, she walked to work" or "Conceding or supposing that; even if," so we ... continue
Best diary yet

Best diary yet

Schedule book: Have a smell of Panda droppings. This one is very fragrant. continue