Asia. Always with the cutting edge technology to improve life in little ways.

Back to School Supplies is a post from: The Inquisitr

I wonder if the M stands for meat?

Perfect for your wedding night

Sounds very yummy

The house specialty is said to be the Dolphin soup.

The meal that bats for both sides.

The attitude comes with the service for free

Six Tasty Engrish Treats is a post from: The Inquisitr

NSFW, obviously- an ESL teacher gives a class a whole lesson on how to properly swear in English. Warnings for naughty language and having to read subtitles for it to be funny in the first place.

[Video] How to swear in English is a post from: The Inquisitr

Engrish Out Of Stock, Pardon It Please is a post from: The Inquisitr

I’m not sure what’s going on with this sign, but I’m sure its not what my dirty mind first believed might be going on

Engrish: But What Exactly Are They Doing To The Birds? is a post from: The Inquisitr

Fresh from Japan, it’s a teddy that treats you like dirt: Little Prick.

A Teddy For Some One You Don’t Love is a post from: The Inquisitr

If you’ve ever been in a public toilet in China, you’ll know this to be true.

Truth In Engrish: Filth Room is a post from: The Inquisitr

Apparently somewhere in Asia (we presume China) shinning is a serious no-no.

Serious Engrish: No Shinning is a post from: The Inquisitr

Given the dive in housing prices following the GFC, Ass One Housing probably actually makes a lot of sense.

Japanese Housing Stinks is a post from: The Inquisitr

You should help others with wisdom and courage, when you find the pickpockets.

Sound Advice For Pickpockets is a post from: The Inquisitr

You know, pratform information would come handy in any time with a high concentration of guidos.

The Japanese Now Provide Information On Prats is a post from: The Inquisitr

Sounds like a decent enough religion: off my head this is a path…to inner peace.

New from China, find inner peace is a post from: The Inquisitr

Obviously seeing bobs is such a big issue in Japan they’ve created a campaign logo to fight off this evil menace.

Outbreak of Bob Seeing in Japan is a post from: The Inquisitr

Farting is apparently such a serious issue in India that they now protest against it, as the picture against “bum blasts” above demonstrates.

In India, they protest against flatulence is a post from: The Inquisitr

I like your smile too…but please don’t put your shoes in my face.

I Like Your Smile is a post from: The Inquisitr

This just in from Japan: Yes, We Pants! No Pants! No LIFE!….serious business pants

An Important Message About Pants From Japan is a post from: The Inquisitr

New from your favorite novelty store this Christmas: Each kit of the tooth thing of the big in simpleton

Simpleton Tooth Kit is a post from: The Inquisitr

Nothing like good vegetarian food that comes with fish ham.

Vegetarian food I’d eat is a post from: The Inquisitr

If you visited Google on September 5, you may recall the above doodle, featuring a UFO beaming up one of Google’s ‘O’s. The search engine is renowned for its adapted logos, which often appear to mark a holiday or famous event. Usually, letting your cursor hover over the logo brings up an explanation.

This one was a little more mysterious, however, with no annotation offered. The only clue? A tweet from Google later in the day, which simply read:

“1.12.12 25.15.21.18 15 1.18.5 2.5.12.15.14.7 20.15 21.19″

The Telegraph’s Shane Richmond donned his deerstalker, and discovered that changing those numbers to their corresponding letters produced the following phrase:

“All Your O Are Belong To Us”

The meme-fluent amongst you should recognize that immediately – it’s Zero Wing! Google actually remembered Zero Wing! For those of you who are still bamboozled, Zero Wing was an obscure Japanese shoot-’em-up which Wikipedia states previously stated was released in arcades on September 5, 1989 (though this has now been changed to September 19).

The game shot to Internet fame a few years back, thanks to its endearing Engrish-filled introduction producing the kind of phrases you see in the shot below. September 5 was the game’s 20th anniversary, so it seems we have our Google doodle explanation!

[Via Telegraph]

Was Zero Wing commemorated by Google? is a post from: The Inquisitr

If you thought that the biggest risk of walking the Great Wall of China is tripping….you’d be wrong. Apparently it’s cellphones in thunderstorms and people with heart disease.

Don’t talk on your cellphone in a thunderstorm on the Great Wall (seriously) is a post from: The Inquisitr