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Oldie-but-Goody: Heidi’s “Barbie” to Wear Heidiwood?

Meieli Sawyer — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:00:45 +0000

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s quest for domination continues: they somehow managed to convince Mattel that they’re good people to immortalize in doll form. Heidi’s makes more sense, since she’s already cut to the chase and embraced a little plastic herself, but family-hating Spencer must have worked some kind of magic:

“Spencer revealed that he and Heidi have talked to Mattel stating, ‘We just talked to Mattel yesterday, and we are already working on our own Ken and Barbie.’”

Why would a kid want to play with this? Do kids know what The Hills is? Surely there aren’t enough collectors out there. . . right?

Image: WireImage

What The Hills Taught Me (Season 4, Episode 3): Stephanie Looks Odd

Meieli Sawyer — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:45:50 +0000

Were you just totally, 100% happy with the fact that Lo didn’t make a surprise appearance in last night’s version of The Hills? At first I was like “What’s with The Hills?” and then I realized: my New Spencer was missing! And, come to think of it, so was Audrina. That was my favorite drama of the season so far, too.

Instead we were treated to terrible Spencer Pratt. Poor de-sistered Stephanie: she just wants to be friends with her own brother (even if that’s probably best left alone) and she wasn’t looking so good, either. Her face seems super-round, only emphasizing her deer-in-headlights expression, and I want to like her because she seems real (for The Hills, mind you). Unlike Whitney’s incredible good luck, great wardrobe, evil-b*tch boss taming, and magic guy-getting skills; what the F? Naked male models, surprise dates. . . lucky doesn’t begin to describe it.

At least my predictions came true: Lauren really is a terrible dater. I knew it.

Oldie-but-Goody: Lauren Conrad Rakes It In

Meieli Sawyer — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:05:52 +0000

The Hills salaries explained! I’ve always been curious how much Heidi and Spencer make, since they’re so flash and obviously Heidi’s (ahem) invested in herself quite a bit since the first episode.

According to an In Touch source, Lauren gets paid the most at $75,000 per episode, and “If you bring drama, you’ll get more money.” If that’s the case, Spencer should really be the one leading the pack, salary-wise!

However, the secret source revealed that “The only reason LC gets paid more than anyone else is because she demanded in her original contract that no one could ever get paid more than her.”

Well, I guess I’ll have to drum up some extra resentment since I’ll still be watching it tonight.