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Has Jon Gosselin been fired?

Kim LaCapria — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:53:17 +0000

Rumors are flying this morning that TLC might be giving Jon Gosselin the heave-ho due to his douchey behavior.

Gosselin, who you may know as the reality-TV dad from Jon & Kate Plus Eight, seems to be persona non grata in many places. Designer Christian Audigier of Ed Hardy, with whom Jon was visiting when his first extramarital affair became public, sounded less keen than before when he spoke to People about his alleged business relationship with Gosselin.

“I met the guy for two days to see what he wanted to do as a job. In the beginning it was Jon and Kate, and then the guy came with another girl. He told me, ‘I’m going to come with my stylist. I need two tickets for the plane.’ So I said, ‘no problem.’ “

But sometime between then and now, TLC decided to blur all the logoed clothing Jon was wearing. Audigier now says he’s “different than he was.”

“He is not the same as he was,” says Audigier. “He has a more complicated life now. He has all of those kids and a girlfriend and ex-wife.”

And secondary mistress Kate Major unsurprisingly dished the whole story of their troubled tryst:

“Jon said he couldn’t be seen having a girlfriend, so he told me to drive to a neighbor’s house after midnight, when the kids were asleep,” Major told the mag. “He said he’d pick me up on his four-wheeler, take me to his house and drop me off again at 6 a.m.

“I was shocked and said, ‘No, I don’t feel right doing that. What if the kids wake up?’ He was like, ‘They’re not going to notice, they’re not going to see anything.’ He wasn’t nervous about it — I was.”

Slick. And who would think a man who just split up with his wife and was immediately photographed swanning around the south of France with his wife’s plastic surgeon’s daughter would behave like that? And he wasn’t even sincere in his affections:

On July 20, we went to a hotel in New Jersey,” Major said. “I paid for the room, and he snuck up a back way. That was the first time we slept together. He said he was falling in love with me. He said, ‘I thought Hailey was perfect until I met you.’”

Major added, “Even when we were in the Hamptons, we were planning to go to L.A. together to meet with Christian Audigier about Ed Hardy stuff. We also talked about going to Las Vegas. Now he’s taking Hailey — and that was a trip we had planned together.”

Major said the Gosselin left promising to break up with Hailey Glassman, but instead turned off his phone, and last contacted her with a text simply stating “do not contact me again.”

No official word has come from TLC regarding Jon’s fate as a reality TV trainwreck, but it’s hard to see how they can keep him on after all the bad press he’s gotten lately.

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Jon Gosselin goes public with new girlfriend Hailey Glassman

Kim LaCapria — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 20:17:31 +0000

Well, that’s kind of… douchey.

While Kate presumably sits back home in the thriving metropolis of Middle of Nowhere, Pennsylvania, Jon Gosselin is hanging out on a yacht with designer of frat boy couture Christian Audigier. Jon was snapped walking around holding hands with his twenty-two (that is a rough 22, though) year old girlfriend and smoking cigarettes in the south of France. Douchebag.

People questioned Gosselin on Memorial Day when he was caught hanging out with Glassman in Manhattan and he said (of Hailey and her mom):

“The two women with whom I’ve been photographed are family friends. Lauren’s husband, Dr. Larry Glassman, performed Kate’s tummy tuck surgery, and since the surgery we’ve become friendly with the Glassmans.”

Hey, Gosselin- here’s a tip for you. When you’re in the midst of divorce proceedings that started less than a month ago, it’s not so bright to go parading your mistress around in the press. Also, whatever anyone thinks about Kate with her reverse mullet and shrill bossiness, it is utterly not cool to treat the mother of your kids that way.

[Image/source: NYDN]

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Kanye West: conclusively a douche

Kim LaCapria — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:15:19 +0000

Poor Kanye- as decent as his music may or may not be (confession: Gone is in my top five most played iTunes tracks ever), he can’t keep his ginormous ego from clouding his achievements.

This essay in pics and quotes appeared first in May, but has recently been revived with a vengence. Mr. West’s own hyperbolic, self-aggrandizing quotes combined with pictures including one of Kanye in big white angel wings, leads the reader to one not-so-shocking conclusion.

So without further adieu, here are eleven quotes that prove Kanye West is a douchebag.

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Video: Heckling fail

Kim LaCapria — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:34:56 +0000

Ha, ha!

As some really boring guy video blogs from the mall about something I can’t even hear, some douche in a beanie unleashes every lame trick in his arsenal of fail to interrupt the poor dude. Unintentionally though, he only makes us laugh when he falls back down a flight of mall stairs on his stupid face.

The dork in the blue fleece gets extra points for only being concerned with further interruptions to his lame-ass speech. Win.

[Via: Fark]

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The Ultimate Douchebag

Duncan Riley — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:46:32 +0000

Not sure if it’s the lips, the face, or the general appearance, but the title for this pics says it all: the ultimate douchebag.

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