A gift that gives: who needs Angels, babies, bunnies, cars, and puppies, when you can share each month with dog shit in a scenic location.

From the auction:

Each month features a beautiful image, but in every picture is a nice picturesque pile of dog poop. Professionally photographed, these pictures are almost breath taking, and yet totally disgusting at the same time. Packed with fun facts and stories about dog poop, this calendar is an ingenious gag gift for both the dog lover and the dog hater!

Might work as a prank, but otherwise do not want.

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