How to Stage Pictures for eBay or Etsy

Step one for the millionth time: don't forget to remove all dildos from the vicinity before you start shooting. continue

Robert Pattinson: “I really hate vaginas.”

Judging by all the fun everyone had with John Mayer's raunchy Playboy interview and very public, teary mea culpa, de-muzzled celebrities are an endless source of lulziness. Robert Pattinson, the Harry Potter alum who now plays Edward Cullen ... continue

For the fangirl that has everything: a Twilight-themed dildo that sparkles

No, I'm not making this up. Although everything we know about Twilight involves a creepy abstinence message (and sex equals death, if you're all feminist and stuff), someone has tied a new sex toy into the teen vamp ... continue