Posts Tagged ‘
demotivational ’
Misogyny: it doesn't matter how much you love her, she's still going to rip your heart out.
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Are you ready to unleash the fury?
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Marco Polo: yet another classic game made more exciting with the addition of firearms
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Villains of Gotham need not purchase a GPS...
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Jagermeister: best served with college girls.
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Japanese signs: they mean give up your seat for people with injured arms, children, pregnant women and people with injured legs. Why, what did you think it meant?
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There are none. Ignore that at your peril.
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Abortion cat is coming for your kittens.
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Basic Math: because the difference between six and five can be very damned important.
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Survival: when you are in deep trouble, say nothing, and try to look like you know what you are doing.
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Futility: no matter how determined you may be, no matter how great your patience, true wisdom comes with the acceptance that some goals will forever remain beyond your abilities...like teaching a blond to play chess.
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Maury Christmas: according to our test results Joseph, you are not the father.
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The most important advice you'll read today.... Stingrays, none of us are safe now.
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What's the real cause of the obesity problem in America?
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A very important public education announcement. An asshole: now you know what one looks like.
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Cute Overload: The game, you've just lost it.
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Patience and Wisdom: One of the greatest secrets of life is having patience and wisdom.
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You can't argue with this logic: Christianity. just think, we could have been exploring the galaxy by now.
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Facebook: you're doing it wrong.
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Female Trekkie: she's the one at the convention who has had sex.
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This cat is going to fuck someone up.
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Emo: next time you try to be one, take down your Zac Efron poster.
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