No, that isn’t a bizarre typo – the late Michael Jackson’s follicles really will be rolling around a roulette table near you … SOON.

Onlinegamblingpal.com is a gambling website that earlier this year bought up a chunk of Jackson’s hair for $10,871. Now the site plans to convert it into a roulette ball. A tad ghoulish, much?

But hey, it’s supposedly all true. A story on the site now reads, “Together, we can ensure Michael Jackson continues to rock and ‘ROLL’ forever.” People have been shot for better puns that, I’m sure.

As creepy as the plans for Jacko’s hair are, even creepier is how it was acquired by the original sellers – apparently, a hair sample was collected from the Carlyle Hotel in New York after the pop icon stayed there. Ewww.

Onlinegamblingpal.com is confident the ball will be suitable for use at all roulette tables, because that’s definitely the detail in this publicity exercise I was most concerned about:

“The ball itself will be made to the highest professional standards, ensuring it will be eligible for use at any licensed casino’s roulette table. Indeed, considering Jackson dedicated his life to entertaining millions, the prospect of this very special ball captivating crowds at roulette tables seems like a fitting use for it.”

And lo, the connection is suddenly crystal-clear.

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I get building things from LEGO and I can even enjoy the occasional matchstick or toothpick sculpture but at some point I draw the line between really cool and really creepy, even if it is kinda cool.

This story falls right into the creepy area. I mean what would possess a person to make anything out of hair, let alone a castle, or in this case plural – castles.

It seems however that Augustina Woodgate isn’t creeped out by the idea and made over 3,000 bricks out of human hair and then used them to create two castle sculptures with them, of which one reaches about four and a half feet off the ground.

Uhm .. no.

via Geekosystem

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Here’s a faintly disturbing yet also awesome plush, a crossover between Pokémon cutie-pie Pikachu and horror creation Cthulthu, leaving only a … Pikathulhu? No idea who created this, but damn I need one of these on my desk an hour ago.

See also: South Korea’s terrifying Pikachu kiddie rides

[Via Geekologie]

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Deformed. Mutilated. The all-too-human face. Eyes like black, bottomless lakes of death and misery. Something not … quite … right. These rides in South Korea are meant for kids, but you wouldn’t catch me, a supposedly grown man, on one of these horrors. Give me a Charizard and I am THERE.

These are unofficial takes on Nintendo’s famous Pokémon mascot, and apparently appear outside most big malls in Korea:

And here’s a real one. That’s better. Back to being not afraid of Pikachu:

[Koya Log, via Kotaku]

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A Tennessee man has been charged with aggravated sexual exploitation for placing Miley Cyrus’ face, and that of two other children on the bodies of nude women.

Investigators argue that although Michael Wayne Campbell had no contact with the three girls (including Miley,) that “when you have the face of a small child affixed to a nude body of a mature woman, it’s going to be the state’s position that this is for sexual gratification and that this is simulated sexual activity.”

According to media reports, the U.S. Supreme Court in 2002 ruled that “virtual child pornography,” in which no children were actually harmed, is protected speech and does not constitute a crime, throwing doubt on the charges.

Justin Fitzsimmons, a senior attorney with the National Center for the Prosecution of Child Abuse, told CNN that the case was yet another example of “people trying to come up with creative ways to continue to sexually exploit children using digital evidence.”

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