During a tour stop in Washington, D.C. Glee star Darren Criss of the “Warblers” had a scary moment when a fan dragged him off the stage.

Following Thursday nights performance of “Somebody to Love” the actor, who plays Blaine on the hit Fox show was pulled from the  stage by a fan.

Criss quickly jumped back up on the stage for his final bow and said afterwards that he nearly bumped his head on the gate between the stage and the crowd.

After the show Criss tweeted:

“To the lady who pulled me off the stage and into the pit tonight: if I ever see you on a stage… keep your wits about ya. Love, Darren.”

She has officially been warned.

Glee Star Darren Criss Dragged From Stage By Crazed Fan is a post from: The Inquisitr

Judging by all the fun everyone had with John Mayer’s raunchy Playboy interview and very public, teary mea culpa, de-muzzled celebrities are an endless source of lulziness.

Robert Pattinson, the Harry Potter alum who now plays Edward Cullen in the screen adaptations of the Twilight novels, is a particularly fantastic source of interview WTF quotes. Pattinson famously dissed the character’s creepiness in an interview for E!, saying:

When I read it, it seemed like (grimaces) I was convinced that … Stephenie was … convinced that she was Bella, and uh, and you, it wasn’t, it was like it was a book that wasn’t supposed to be published, like reading her … her sort of sexual fantasy about some — especially when she says that it was based on a dream, and it’s like, “Oh, then I had a dream about this really sexy guy” and she just writes this book about it, and there’s some things about Edward that are just so specific that it’s like, I was just convinced that, that this woman is mad, she’s completely mad, and she’s in love with her own fictional creation and I — sometimes you, like, feel uncomfortable reading this thing, and I think a lot of people feel the same way, that it’s kind of voyeuristic, ah, and it creates this sick pleasure in a lot of ways.

This week, Pattinson got a bit crass in Details, and everyone’s running with one particular quote his Pattziness dropped in the interview:

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

…and a thousand Twilight induced Valentine’s Day girl-wank sessions ground to a screeching halt. What does that mean, everyone wondered, as the quote ricocheted through the gossip blogosphere? Is R-Pattz just a coochie hater, or does he like boy equipment better? The interview immediately segued to elephants and candy, so nobody knows.

And like Mayer, Pattinson adds in a bit of racial ambiguity:

Rob, did you know that every time you say actor or acting you lower your voice to a whisper?

He’s genuinely startled. “I do?”

Yes, so quietly it’s like you’re saying Negro.

He laughs, lightens up. “What if we were ‘acting‘ like ‘Negroes‘? Then we’d be fucked—we couldn’t hear anything. . . .

So, what do you think? Is Robert Pattinson a gay? Does he just hate women and/or black people? Was his quote clipped? Is Stephenie Meyer crying into her special Mormon underwear?

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Did you, too, find the lack of sex in the Twilight novels to be a deal-breaker?

Despite the fact the Bella and Edward had absolutely no chemistry and you were kind of rooting for the van, you can still get your fandom freak on and have Bella and Edward do it the really old fashioned way- in a shoe box under the bed. Twilight Barbies are available now that Halloween has been over for five minutes and everyone has to start thinking about Christmas OMG this second or all the good toys will get snatched up.

I have not yet obtained a Twilight Barbie, because I like my vampire books with sex and I’m not eleven and even if they had these books when I was eleven I’d say “what’s with this celibacy bollocks” and read VC Andrews instead, so I can only evaluate them from my laptop. The Edward Barbie, I imagine, is just like the real Edward totally Ken-emasculated and unlike the “twilight dildo” (no, not Robert Pattinson, the real thing) he doesn’t even sparkle. Lame.

The Bella Barbie has a slightly more compelling range of facial expressions than real Kristen Stewart and comes in a classy Girls Gone Wild orange skin tone. The dolls are labeled for ages six and over, but we all know creepy Twilight moms are going to buy these up like whoa and not leave any for the kids. Which is probably no small blessing, unless you’re trying to teach your daughter that getting knocked up by some ancient creep who watches you sleep for a whole year without your consent is a valid and commendable life plan.

[Available at Walmart]

“Twilight Barbies” now available is a post from: The Inquisitr

No, I’m not making this up.

Although everything we know about Twilight involves a creepy abstinence message (and sex equals death, if you’re all feminist and stuff), someone has tied a new sex toy into the teen vamp marketing maching. No, it’s not official. Yes, it’s that bad.

The dildo, named non-infringingly “The Vamp,” uses a frickload of Twilight key phrases without actually saying “this here is just like Edward Cullen’s cold, dead phallus.” From the product page:

For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise this vamp won’t be the only thing coming for you in the night.

The Vamp is a realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire’s design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon‘s glow. Since it’s a Tantus toy, The Vamp is made from Tantus’ own unique blend of 100% Ultra-Premium Silicone. Don’t be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you in the twilight. But don’t save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle… Don’t let this eclipse pass into the breaking dawn, place your order today.

I really love how the last sentence just crams in all the remaining stuff- don’t let this eclipse new moon pass into the Jacob sparklepire Forks High School! Charlie Renesmee your Bella Swan today!

Seriously, though, this product’s target demographic has to be either too young to buy it, or too old to be buying it without being ostracized from mainstream society. The best part? The suggestion to keep it in the fridge so it’s like boning a real vampire. That and the “sparkling in the sunlight” bit- if you’re using your dildo in the sunlight, you’re doing it wrong.

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For the fangirl that has everything: a Twilight-themed dildo that sparkles is a post from: The Inquisitr

I guarantee this girl has you beat.

[Via Buzzfeed]

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Twilight tattoos are not news- Stephenie Meyer cited them in her critique of certain lines in the movie.

However, the sheer volume of horrible tattoos being inked in homage to this literary abortion and the Diet Coke of vampires is astounding. Edward Cullen, as a character, squicks Robert Pattinson out:

“When you read the book,” says Pattinson, looking appropriately pallid and interesting even without makeup, “it’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.’ I mean, every line is like that. He’s the most ridiculous person who’s so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn’t do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he’s a 108-year-old virgin so he’s obviously got some issues there.”

Although not as much as the author of Twilight herself does:

“When I read it … I was convinced that Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and … it was like it was a book that wasn’t supposed to be published, like reading her — her sort of sexual fantasy about some — especially when she says that it was based on a dream, and it’s like, “Oh, then I had a dream about this really sexy guy” and she just writes this book about it, and there’s some things about Edward that are just so specific that … I was just convinced that this woman is mad, she’s completely mad, and she’s in love with her own fictional creation. And I sometimes … feel uncomfortable reading this thing, and I think a lot of people feel the same way, that it’s kind of voyeuristic … It creates this sick pleasure in a lot of ways.”

And yet Twitards fangirls who haven’t yet seen True Blood are lining up to get huge, ugly ass tattoos all over their back acne. Via Geekologie, a collection compiled over at ONTD.

Well that’s… passive-aggressive.

Because the lettering itself wasn’t ugly enough.

Stupid. On your forearm. Until you die.

Maybe this chick just doesn’t like doggy style.

Ha ha! That totally looks like Corey Feldman!

Lamesauce: Twilight tattoo gallery of fail is a post from: The Inquisitr

One thing that’s making me sad, though: I see her outfit hasn’t changed. A tweak or two would get her looking less “Madonna”-esque– I hope she makes a resolution to change stylists for 2009!

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