“Twilight Barbies” now available

Did you, too, find the lack of sex in the Twilight novels to be a deal-breaker? Despite the fact the Bella and Edward had absolutely no chemistry and you were kind of rooting for the van, you can ... continue

For the fangirl that has everything: a Twilight-themed dildo that sparkles

No, I'm not making this up. Although everything we know about Twilight involves a creepy abstinence message (and sex equals death, if you're all feminist and stuff), someone has tied a new sex toy into the teen vamp ... continue

Think you’re a golden girls fan?

I guarantee this girl has you beat. [Via Buzzfeed] Related posts:Bea Arthur, Star of Maude and the Golden Girls, Dies at 86First Lady Michelle Obama Named Honorary National President of Girls Scouts USAWanna see teen girls stripping? Go to ... continue

Lamesauce: Twilight tattoo gallery of fail

Twilight tattoos are not news- Stephenie Meyer cited them in her critique of certain lines in the movie. However, the sheer volume of horrible tattoos being inked in homage to this literary abortion and the Diet Coke of ... continue

Britney Spears Wishes Japanese Audience a “Wonderful Christmas”

Maybe a blanket "Happy Holidays" would've sufficed as Britney made her promotional rounds in Japan, but she won points with me after barely looking like the overwhelming crowd/simultaneous translation/general awkwardness got to her. Brit's totally back in ... continue