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Being Religious Now Gets You Off Assault Charges In The UK

A man in the United Kingdom has avoided jail time on assault charges because the judge decided he should be let off because he was religious. Shamso Miah attacked another man in a London bank after the two ... continue

School Bans Dictionaries Due To Definition Of Oral Sex

Religious fundamentalism in the United States has long resulted in books being banned in schools, but a decision by one school district to ban dictionaries takes the lunacy to new levels. The Menifee Union School District in California ... continue

Christian Ska: That’s All I Need To Say

Seriously, Christian Ska. While your ears bleed you'll understand the headline :-) continue

Turn and face Jesus…seriously, he’s next to you

I bet the guy with the sign didn't expect to see Jesus appear next to him when he got up in the morning. continue

Whoops: Turns Out The Bible Says God Didn’t Make The World

A respected biblical scholar has claimed that the bible doesn't claim that god made the world, and the idea that he did came from a bad translation. Professor Ellen van Wolde claims "in the beginning God created the ... continue

In Africa they have the best tabloid headlines. Here’s an example

Golden. Absolutely golden: Not only was the good man of god in a bum sex scandal, he terrorized the boys buttocks with his "monster whopper." continue

Fruitloop Pastor claims Washington DC is going to be nuked…on Sunday

Meet Pastor Vincent Xavier, who as well as being head of the New Wine Ministry is also claiming to have insider knowledge that Washington DC is going to be flattened by a nuclear bomb Sunday October 11. Pastor ... continue

The truth about faith

Faith: no quite as effective as two inches of bullet proof glass. continue

Study finds one in every 33 church going women targeted by amorous clergy

A new study from Baylor University has found that one in every 33 women who attend church services regularly has been the target of sexual advances by a religious leader. The findings come from a random sample of ... continue

Jesus makes surprise appearance in an MRI

A Philadelphia woman is claiming that Jesus had made a special appearance on his world tour of weird places by deciding to drop in and say hi on an MRI image. Rhonda Hodge had a set of MRI ... continue

Bush told French President Iraq was a quest foretold in the Bible

If you thought that the WMD story behind the invasion of Iraq was bad, wait until you hear what former US President George W Bush told then French President Jacques Chirac: the invasion of Iraq what a ... continue

Christianity: the reason we’re not exploring the galaxy now

You can't argue with this logic: Christianity. just think, we could have been exploring the galaxy by now. continue

Florida Christians protest atheist billboard, wait till you see the sign

An atheist billboard in Florida has resulted in community protests and a call for the sign to be banned, but wait until you see what's on (or as is the case isn't on) the sign. Unlike campaigns in ... continue

That’s not a Jesus freak, THIS is a JESUS FREAK

I'll up your Jesus freak with my Jesus freak any day! continue

Retired priest crashes car twice in one week. Bonus: into the same house

A retired Omaha Priest has been taken to hospital after crashing his car for the second time in a week into the same house. 64 year old John Mika first hit the garage of a neighbors house on ... continue

This is what happens when you mix Christianity and Ecstasy

Meet 18 year old Clair, who describes herself as a "sold out, fully consumed, hungry, thirsty, desperate Jesus freak!" According to Clair, Jesus is all that matters to her: "I want to get soooo close to Him, that ... continue

Oh my…God in my Salami!

We've seen all sorts of strange religious related appearances before, but this one surely sizzles. A South Florida woman frying salami was shocked to find that God had left his mark, in the form of his name. Nancy ... continue

Catholic Church in Ireland encourages prayers by Twitter

The Catholic Church in Ireland is encouraging parishioners to send daily prayer messages by Twitter and similar short message services. Cardinal Sean Brady told a gathering "I appeal to every Christian in Ireland today who sends texts, Twitters ... continue