Quaker denies retirement of Cap’n Crunch, also denies planting rumor

A bit of panic broke out last night when word began to circulate that beloved sugary breakfast treat Cap'n Crunch might be sailing off into the retired cereal sunset, along with our beloved Ice Cream Cones cereal ... continue

Charity’s number on box of Chad Ochocinco cereal is actually phone sex line

A box of limited edition Cheerios-style cereal dubbed "Ochocincos" and featuring the Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco has a number on it that is supposed to connect to the charity Feed The Children. Instead of ringing the G-Rated ... continue

It came from Ebay: 22-year-old Nintendo cereal selling for $207

Nintendo's foray into breakfast cereals wasn't quite as successful as, say, its effort at game consoles. But at least the company gave it a shot. Back in the 1980s, the Japanese videogame giant attempted to build on the ... continue

Breakfast with an Alien

This is absolutely funny as hell. An Alien (ala the movie) with a British accent sitting down to a bowl of Raisin Bran Crunch and explaining how his life has changed since he chilled out over the whole ... continue

Porn: It’s what’s for breakfast

Heh. Heh, heh heh. Porn Flakes! A Swedish woman is complaining to Nestle (and the press) about an unexpected bonus in her box of "Nestle Fitness" cereal. In lieu of the anticipated free "body jam" workout DVD, Ida Riedel ... continue

Breaking News: Crunchberries not actual berries

A California judge dismissed a lawsuit brought by Janine Sugawara against PepsiCo, maker of Cap'n Crunch cereals. Sugawara felt duped when she learned Crunchberries are in fact "brightly colored cereal balls" that merely contain strawberry fruit extract. Angered, ... continue