Out of all the celebrities threatening to leave the States if John McCain is elected, I think I’ll miss Heidi Klum and Seal the most. This sexy-time lovin’ couple throws the best parties when they feel up to it, and their kids are some of the cutest in Hollywood.

But will this be the end to all our fun? After all, Seal told Vanity Fair that “If McCain is elected and America staggers on further towards the abyss, then we will leave the country,” commenting that “That is not a problem for us.”

Seal can’t even vote here, so it’s up to Heidi Klum, who recently became a U.S. citizen, to make her mark. I hope that they stay (regardless of the outcome), but I wonder love to see if Susan Sarandon actually follows through this time if McCain ends up the victor.

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Wow– Roseanne Barr is totally going to give Rosie a run for her money in terms of lashing out at other celebrity figures. After Angelina Jolie’s noncommittal response on her voting preference, Roseanne took the opportunity to tell her and Brad off (and let them know why they should be voting for Barack Obama):

“jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin’).

Also miss jolie says she likes mccain too and hasn’t decided who to endorse….huh? Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened [...] ??????!!!!”

Isn’t Roseanne afraid of whom she might run into at the next celebrity bash? Even if the bed you make is ruby-strewn, you’ve still got to lie in it– and with a power couple like Brad and Angelina, you can bet I’d think twice about laying into them for what looks like No Apparent Reason.

I really doubt that they run in the same circles, anyway.

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I’m wondering how someone who can go n-u-t-s can also pass judgment so easily on other people, but then again, that’s the nature of the beast, isn’t it? Brooke recently took to her imaginary MySpace soapbox to call out Paris Hilton on her not-so-informed decisions:

“Only 54 percent of eligible American voters cast their ballots!!!!!! Half of them are only voting cause it’s ‘cool’ to vote for so and so…they aren’t even up to date on information. I’m personally not up to date on the facts, so I don’t wanna make a stupid choice for our country. I WANT to vote but only when I know exactly whats going on. More ppl should think like that. Paris Hilton said ‘yaaaaay go vote cause it’s cool and hott!!!!’ ….SHE WASN’T EVEN REGISTERED.”

I can imagine that Brooke has enough enemies as it is. It’s not like she’s even admitting to being a registered, aware voter herself, so perhaps she could’ve waited until that time to start firing off at other people?

Oddly enough, Brooke tells us in the next paragraph that she believes strongly in “Never gossip[ing], never feel[ing] negatively toward ANYONE.” Big, fat WTF?!: she’s the plague of my D-List.

Plus, she made me defend Paris Hilton.

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Oldie-But-Goody: Brooke Hogan Insults Paris Hilton is a post from: The Inquisitr