Insert Jazz Hands Here: Heidi’s new single is called “Fashion,” and despite attempts to make it sound better with lots of fancy studio effects and the magic of foreign language, it’s still torturous. As if French could make Heidi seem classy– nice try! Enjoy:

I’m too fab-u-lous / I’m so fierce that it’s so nuts / I live to be model thin / Dress me, I’m your mannequin

But the lyrics aren’t even the best part: Spencer told US Weekly that “It’s the greatest song of my life” at the Boost Mobile RockCorps in Los Angeles this past Friday. That makes me so depressed; Spencer is such a nut.

Listen if you dare.

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