No matter how rich and fabulous Beyonce is- and even if you’re covered in spit up and without the assistance of several nannies, much less one, as you’re reading this- it’s difficult not to sympathize with the chart-topping singer in light of this kind of coverage.

Bey and her husband, rapper Jay-Z, took some time out for a pre-baby date over the weekend. The pair kept a somewhat low profile over the holiday, hanging out in Hova’s native Brooklyn at the restaurant Buttermilk Channel. Reportedly dining on oysters and fried chicken, however, poor pregnant Beyonce could not stay out of the glare of nosy onlookers who made some backhanded comments about the star’s appearance to the press. (If you’ve ever been pregnant, you know such remarks get tiresome somewhere around the sixth week, and it always sucks when someone starts telling you you look good for someone who is so fat, ad infinitum.)

Tell me you don’t want to smack whoever said this:

“She looked amazing. She wore sky-high heels. It was really impressive for an enormously pregnant woman… She looked like she was about to give birth.”

The nosy spy continued:

“She was definitely a pregnant lady that night… They sat side by side and had a cozy and intimate dinner. They seemed to be having a lovely time.”

The outing countered rumors that appeared on British tabloid sites, stating that the mom-to-be and the rap guru had been spotted around Brooklyn and that baby Z had already arrived. As of yet, Beyonce has been mum about her due date.

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Despite several circulating rumors that famous singer and occasional actress Beyoncé Knowles gave birth over the holidays, the singer alongside husband Jay-Z were spotted ushering in the New Year at a Brooklyn restaurant, the singer in question still very much pregnant.

Jay-Z and Beyoncé dined at restaurant du jour Buttermilk Channel, partaking in a feast that included fried chicken and oysters. Despite looking as though she was abut to pop at any moment, Beyoncé reportedly looked simply glamorous:

“She looked amazing. She wore sky-high heels. It was really impressive for an enormously pregnant woman,” said the source, adding, “She looked like she was about to give birth.”

The celebrity couple later retired to Beyoncé’s sister Solange’s apartment to see 2011 out properly among family and friends. Beyoncé’s bun isn’t quite ready to come out of the oven just yet, and she celebrated what may be one of her last nights pre-motherhood  alongside her husband. The source continued:

“She was definitely a pregnant lady that night. They sat side by side and had a cozy and intimate dinner. They seemed to be having a lovely time.”

Confusing reports suggesting that Beyoncé had given birth over the holidays were stoked by Ryan Seacrest, host of “Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 2012″. Seacrest introduced a pre-taped video of the singer, clarifying her absence by saying, “Obviously, Beyoncé couldn’t be here tonight because she’s about to give birth to her first child.”

Beyoncé’s baby is one of several celebrity births scheduled for 2012. Joining her are fellow pop singers Hilary Duff and Jessica Simpson.

Seems like Beyoncé is ready to pop at any time, and we’ll be here to report on it whether you like it or not!

What’s your guess as to the baby’s birth date?

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According to a report by People, Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have split up a little less than four months since the couple’s relationship first became public.

Speculation that the couple may be splitting up was high after Scarlett Johansson was noticeably absent at the Cannes Film Festival, where Penn’s film The Tree of Life was being premiered. Johansson is currently at work on The Avengers, to be fair, but that didn’t stop her absence from standing out like a sore thumb.

The Daily News’ Gatecrasher reported at the time that Penn was spotted returning to his hotel with two “super-hot” women. “They weren’t sharing the elevator. They were going up together,” their  source said.

Since their relationship went public, the couple had been spotted at several events together, such as the White House Correspondents’ Dinner back in April, getting cozy with one another. For a relationship I considered to be strange in the first place, I can’t say that I’m all that surprised. In fact, what took so long?

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Perfectly timed with her new single “Overdosin’” (which is “about when you fall in love with someone, and you’re just overdosing off of their love”), Heidi Montag has taken the opportunity to tell PEOPLE exactly how much she’d like to rip that throne right out from under her Hills comrade L.C.. How comforting. I think this is why she’s not invited to the after parties anymore. Behold:

Montag: “I think that maybe Lauren is tired of [being on the show], but we’re just beginning.”
Pratt: “Sometimes the narrator has to throw their hate up on the wall and pass the mic. It’s my favorite show. I love it. The Hills season 10 is what I’m going for.”

DUH, Spencer-with-the-flesh-beard. It’s like the best meal ticket ever and your key to things like 12 million dollar houses.

If I were Lauren Conrad, I’d be a little scared. These two seem like the type to stop at nothing to get what they want (which is money, obviously).

Don’t forget that The Hills will be on tonight, folks! Not like MTV is letting me forget.

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