Burger King Plans To Expand Delivery Service, Create All Out Assault On Obesity

As if the 1/3 of Americans who are already overweight or obese need any help making their way to a Whopper Burger King has announced plans to expand its fast food delivery service to new locations. The fast ... continue

Burger King Fries Changing for First Time in 13-Years

Stop what you're doing right now. Earth shattering news is coming your way. Burger King, the second largest fast food chain in the country, is changing its french fry recipe. Yes, Burger King's fries will now be ... continue

Alcohol Coming to Sonic, Burger King, Starbucks?

Not everywhere, but the trend of combining alcohol with fast food is on a steady increase. Some locations of Sonic, Burger King and even Starbucks are getting in on the concept, shilling beer and wine alongside their value ... continue

Florida Burger King adds beer, reason to go to Burger King

The marketing geniuses at Burger King have finally found a way to get people to want to eat their food. Get them sauced first. And not with that sad zesty onion ring stuff. Burger King's "Whopper Bar" in ... continue

Burger King Windows 7 Whopper Video. See An Actual Person Eating 7 Burger Patties At One Time

Yesterday I wrote about how Japan Burger King stores were offering their Windows 7 Whopper, a seven beef patty burger that's 5 inches tall and sure to give you a heart attack. Now the first "victim" of ... continue

Japan Burger King Offers Windows 7 Whopper. Bring On The Heart Attacks

Oh Japan, how I love your ability to create the most insanely odd advertising campaigns of all time.  But seriously, a Windows 7 Whopper? Why on earth does anyone need a 5 inch tall burger with seven ... continue

No shoes, no service rule gets barefoot baby booted from Burger King (VIDEO)

Two women with a 6 month old baby tried to order food at a Burger King restaurant but when the manager saw the baby was barefoot, he asked them to leave citing health concerns. Six month old Kaylie ... continue

Burger King beats Quizno’s in grossest ad insinuation involving a sandwich

Well, perhaps it's a tie. First we had an anthromorphic oven begging a Quizno's employee named Scott to "put it in me." Now Burger King has joined the sandwiches equal sex brigade with a series of ads featuring ... continue

Bizarre: New Burger King commercial marries SpongeBob and square butts

A new advertising campaign from Burger King that marries SpongeBob and women with square buts hasn't been well received in all quarters. The ad campaign sees The Burger King "King" singing "I love square butts" surrounded by women ... continue

First Look: Burger King’s New ‘Whopper Bar’

Next time you have a rough day at the office, Burger King hopes you'll cozy up to one of its new Whopper Bars set to open around America. Just don't stay for too many rounds, or you ... continue

Best of Amazon: Burger King mask frightens people

From Deluxe Burger King Mask By heliacal rising (Raleigh, NC) - I've been waiting forever for this moment. I've finally found a way to frighten the ever loving crap out of my enemies AND offer them delicious artery-clogging ... continue

Burger King Facebook App Offers Free Whopper for Dumping 10 Friends

Taste is something Burger King isn't famous for, and I'm not just talking about their food. Fresh from the offensive Whopper Virgins campaign, Burger King's latest crass attempt to sell Hamburgers is a Facebook application that gives ... continue

Smell Like A Whopper, Burger King Launches Body Spray

OMG. Just when you thought Burger King couldn't get any more way out there, they have launched a body spray for their customers called Flame. It's limited edition, so get in quick if you want your ... continue

Whopper Virgins: it doesn’t get much more offensive than this

Burger King will debut a new "documentary" later this week called Whopper Virgins, where a documentary crew takes Whopper Hamburgers to obscure locations for a taste test. The "documentary" is being filmed by the now officially the mother ... continue

Burger King Serves Up Nudity

Burger King is serving up more than just burgers and fries these days. One location is serving up naked people in soapy sinks. The fast food chain has fired a worker who bathed in a utility sink ... continue