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Pics: Cami Parker goes on Stern show, causes women to cringe nationally

Kim LaCapria — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:20:23 +0000

Web searches are off the hook today for Bunny Ranch hooker Cami Parker after a racy (and racist?) Howard Stern show interview which shook my basic belief that most things between consenting adults are a-okay.

Parker is undeniably mass-produced pretty, in the way manufactured homes and brand new malls can be pretty- although even in the product pics on her Bunny Ranch page, Cami looks like uncomfortable. As if she’s smiling through some kind of low level discomfort, like a blister or vagina-sand. Cami describes her “interests” in detail on her page:

Will you help me fulfill my fantasies? Making you feel good makes me feel sooo good.

My interests include music, the theater, blowjobs, fine dining, blowjobs, traveling, museums, art galeries, expensive shoes, trying new things in bed, blow jobs, playing the blackjack tables, fulfilling your fantasies, shopping, blowjobs, making you feel like a king, laughing, writing, and blowjobs.

I went to massage school in Canada and love touching people. If you think we have any common interests, I’d love to meet you. I like girls and I can promise you the greatest time of your your life because making you feel good is what I do best.

Cami’s canned misogynist banter and dismissal of black men as “not her thing” is sadly just the kind of icky one expects out of the Bunny Ranch. Cami also admits to frequently rolling in the hay with that gross old madam Dennis Hof, who she creepily calls “Daddy.” Ew, ew ew. I know homegirl has a product to sell, but watching Cathouse just makes me wish these women could do it in a way that’s not damaging to the rest of us that have to walk around in possession of breasts on a daily basis.

Girl of your dreams? Have you got a rainy day fund? Cami Parker also told Howard Stern that she’s auctioning her “other” virginity for a mere $25,000. While I’ve always vehemently thought prostitution should be legal, sex workers like this are just a whole bowl of wrong. You can read the even more lurid details of Cami Parker’s Howard Stern interview and Bunny Ranch experiences here.

Natalie Dylan Bunny Ranch Virginity Auction Hits $3.7 Million

Duncan Riley — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:08:12 +0000

What price a virgin? Millions? That’s the price being offered in an auction run by infamous Nevada brothel The Bunny Ranch for the virginity of 22 year old Natalie Dylan.

Dylan (not her real name) came up with the idea after she learned that her sister had worked for three weeks as a prostitute in order to pay for college. Here’s where it gets better: Dylan has a degree in Woman’s Studies, and as well as paying off student loans wants to use the money to study a Masters in Psychology so she can…wait for it…. practice family psychology.

The winning bidder (there’s been 10,000 bids so far, so they claim) will get to enjoy Natalie Dylan’s favors at the Bunny Ranch. Dylan has undergone a polygraph test and is willing to undergo a medical exam to prove her sexual status to the satisfaction of the winning bidder.

While we’ll concede that she’s a little bit hot, $3.7 million…. cccccccccrazy.

The Bunny Ranch: Prostitution Booming with Bad Economy [Video]

JR — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:23:46 +0000

People may be getting laid off these days — but apparently, they still want to get laid. The Bunny Ranch and other legal brothels say they’re seeing a huge boost in women applying for prostitute positions as a result of the current economic climate.

The Bunny Ranch: Applications Up

The Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Reno, Nevada has spawned its share of celebrities thanks to its HBO show — characters like Air Force Amy, and even a guy dubbed “Eric the Midget” by Howard Stern. (Apparently, “Eric the Midget” lost his virginity at The Bunny Ranch, and Howard Stern devoted some time to discussing it.)

Now, the brothel and others like it say business is booming, and women out of work are looking to join Air Force Amy and her pals for a high-paying romp in the hay. The Bunny Ranch says it received 1,500 applications last month alone. And it’s not just prostitution, either — adult businesses such as strip clubs are also seeing an increase in applications.

Bunny Ranch Video

The following video discusses the trend at The Bunny Ranch and other Nevada brothels. (And yes, you’ll hear from Air Force Amy in it.)

Pregnant Prostitute Alana Love Talks to Howard Stern

JR — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:24:28 +0000

A woman named Alana Love is quickly making a name for herself as the pregnant prostitute at the infamous Bunny Ranch.

Alana Love — who, by her own accounts, is 20 years old and seven months pregnant — starting working at the Nevada “ranch” last week. She appeared on “The Howard Stern Show” Tuesday morning to discuss her decision.

The interview was decidedly Stern-like, with Howard commenting on how hot Love was and asking her to strip down. When asked how many men she had been intimate with, Love stated she’d only been with three men prior to her start at the Bunny Ranch. She also said her father was the mayor of her town growing up.

As for the child’s father, it appears he is not in the picture. Alana Love said he was only paying her $25 a month for child support. Stern, of course, didn’t leave it at that — he got the guy on the phone. The man claimed Love had been “sleeping with every guy she could find” and said he wouldn’t get any more involved until she had a DNA test.

Alana Love told Stern she plans to work at the Bunny Ranch through January. Her due date, oddly enough, is February 14.

We’ll let Ms. Love explain the rest for herself. The following is from her Scandalist.com diary, which promises weekly updates throughout her, uh, journey. You can also check out her profile at the Bunny Ranch here, which includes, dare we say, plenty more photos — although be advised that there is also plenty of NSFW content on the site.

Alana Love: Diary From The Bunny Ranch

Today was my first day at the ranch. I’ve always wanted to do this and when my baby comes, I think I will be able to give her a better life. I was really excited to start today. I know some people will be critical of my choice, but it’s my life. I am an adult. I’m not doing anything to harm my baby — and it’s legal.

I started my day by getting a tour of the ranch. After my tour, I went to my first lineup, where we girls line up and a customer comes in to choose one – or more haha – of us for a party . A nervous looking 27-year-old man came in and looked me up and down and picked me out of the line. I was more shocked than anything that I was picked. There are so many beautiful women. I took the man to a room with my beautiful friend Ashley and we had an amazing threesome. After the first hour, he kept rebooking and rebooking. He wanted another half an hour, then a half an hour in the hot tub. We had a great time.

So far I think this will be a pretty good life. I wonder all the time what my baby will look like and what she will want to do with her life. I’m not sure how I will feel if she wants to do this kind of work. Obviously if she is over 18, I won’t be able to second guess it. If she is under my own roof, I would have to second guess her. Either way, I am going to support her. If she did it right, it would be ok. I could definitely tell her about all the wrongs and rights! That’s all for now…