This just in! Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are expecting a baby. For those of us keeping track, they were married almost three months ago. If you get married at 42 (Sheen) and 31 (Brooke), can it even be a shotgun wedding anymore?

A source told In Touch the usual baby-announcement stuff, along the lines of “They are so happy and excited. They are in love, and this news makes things even better.” (Wow, you really need to be a source to know all those insider details, don’t you?!)

If only this year hadn’t been so rumor-rife for Charlie, it would be easier to congratulate him with a straight face. At least he won’t be short of funds, no matter what happens.

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I’m wondering how someone who can go n-u-t-s can also pass judgment so easily on other people, but then again, that’s the nature of the beast, isn’t it? Brooke recently took to her imaginary MySpace soapbox to call out Paris Hilton on her not-so-informed decisions:

“Only 54 percent of eligible American voters cast their ballots!!!!!! Half of them are only voting cause it’s ‘cool’ to vote for so and so…they aren’t even up to date on information. I’m personally not up to date on the facts, so I don’t wanna make a stupid choice for our country. I WANT to vote but only when I know exactly whats going on. More ppl should think like that. Paris Hilton said ‘yaaaaay go vote cause it’s cool and hott!!!!’ ….SHE WASN’T EVEN REGISTERED.”

I can imagine that Brooke has enough enemies as it is. It’s not like she’s even admitting to being a registered, aware voter herself, so perhaps she could’ve waited until that time to start firing off at other people?

Oddly enough, Brooke tells us in the next paragraph that she believes strongly in “Never gossip[ing], never feel[ing] negatively toward ANYONE.” Big, fat WTF?!: she’s the plague of my D-List.

Plus, she made me defend Paris Hilton.

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