Like we reported months ago, there’s a sex vid starring Britney Spears floating around somewhere. According to Adnan Ghalib (the co-star and supposed owner of said tape), who spoke to The Sun recently, Britney was filmed prancing about in her pink wig on a Mexico vacation, and he’s ready to release it! He’s probably mulling over offers as we speak– it’s a perfect time for sex-tape buyers to ruin Britney’s legit steps forward.

Adnan confirmed that “There is such a tape,” but he stated that he “wouldn’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.” Interestingly, he added that “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.” Just the sex, then? K.

Keep in mind that this sex tape won’t be of Britney in her revamped shape. She’ll be in her full-swing crazy mode, her bod won’t be fit post-Bally’s and dancing, and you’ll have to look at Adnan’s landing-strip facial hair (see here) to boot. I’m just throwing it out there as a reminder, if “for some reason” you end up seeing it.

Okay, reserve the real panic for this stuff. But Britney’s still scary. She’s selling her house, but she’s not 100% awesome yet: she’s back to wearing wigs. I’m having flashbacks of the Adnan Days and pink-wig wearing sex tapes– can’t Jamie Spears intervene as a conservator and ban Britney from wearing faux hair?

According to PopSugar, it was just part of her costume for her new vid “Womanizer,” but most people get nervous when she starts. . . dressing up. Simon Cowell obviously doesn’t, because he was just gushing about her performing on X Factor:

“I’ve always said this about Britney — that she’s a hugely talented person. Everyone wants to work with her because she’s a star. She’s the number one booking in the world at the moment for a show… The fact that she goes a bit crazy occasionally makes her more interesting. And now she has her career back on track — fantastic. I’m thrilled. . . If she wants to shave her head before she comes on the show, she’s welcome to. I don’t care.”

I hope that Britney doesn’t even see that last bit.